“But wot’ll you do when she finds it out?” ses Sam, opening ’is eyes.

“I’m going to ’ave the house cleaned and the chimbleys swept to welcome her ‘ome,” ses Mr. Goodman, taking a sip o’ whiskey.  “It’ll be a little surprise for her.”

They stayed till it was over, and on the bus he gave Sam some strong peppermint lozenges wot ’e always carried about with ’im, and took some ’imself.  He said ’e found ’em helpful.

“What are we going to tell Peter and Ginger?” ses Sam, as they got near the ’ouse.

“Tell ’em?” ses Mr. Goodman.  “Tell ’em the truth.  How we follered ’em when they got off the bus, and ’ave been looking for ’em ever since.  I’m not going to ’ave my ’oliday spoilt by a teetotal nevvy, I can tell you.”

He started on Peter, wot was sitting on his bed with Ginger waiting for them, the moment he got inside, and all Ginger and Peter could say didn’t make any difference.

“Mr. Small see you as plain as what I did,” he ses.

“Plainer,” ses Sam.

“But I tell you we come straight ’ome,” ses Ginger, “and we’ve been waiting for you ’ere ever since.”

Mr. Goodman shook his ’ead at ’im.  “Say no more about it,” he ses, in a kind voice.  “I dessay it’s rather tiresome for young men to go about with two old ones, and in future, if you and Peter keep together, me and my friend Mr. Small will do the same.”

Sam shook ’ands with ’im, and though Peter tried his ’ardest to make ’im alter his mind it was no good.  His uncle patted ’im on the shoulder, and said they’d try it for a few days, at any rate, and Ginger, wot thought it was a very good idea, backed ’im up.  Everybody seemed pleased with the idea except Peter Russet, but arter Sam ’ad told ’im in private wot a high opinion ’is uncle ’ad got of ’im, and ’ow well off he was, ’e gave way.

They all enjoyed the next evening, and Sam and Mr. Goodman got on together like twin brothers.  They went to a place of amusement every night, and the on’y unpleasantness that happened was when Peter’s uncle knocked a chemist’s shop up at a quarter-past twelve one night to buy a penn’orth o’ peppermint lozenges.

They ’ad four of the ’appiest evenings together that Sam ’ad ever known; and Mr. Goodman would ’ave been just as ‘appy too if it hadn’t ha’ been for the thoughts o’ that five pounds.  The more ’e thought of it the more unlikely it seemed that ’is wife would blame it on to the sweep, and one night he took the match-box out of ’is pocket and shook his ’ead over it till Sam felt quite sorry for ’im.

“Don’t take up your troubles afore they come,” he ses.  “Orsepittles are dangerous places.”

Mr. Goodman cheered up a bit at that, but he got miserable agin the next night because ’is money was getting low and he wanted another week in London.

“I’ve got seven shillings and fourpence and two stamps left,” he ses.  “Where it’s all gone to I can’t think.”