It had four churches: one Methodist, frequented
exclusively by the plebeians; one Baptist, of a mixed
congregation; one Presbyterian, where three fourths
of the best people went; and one Episcopal, which the
best quarter of the best people attended, and which
among the Presbyterians was popularly supposed to
be, if not exactly the entrance to the infernal regions,
yet certainly only one short step removed from it.
And added to all these good traits, Joppa was a beautiful
place. There were a few common, ugly little houses
in it, of course, but they were all tucked away out
of sight at one end, constituting what was known as
“the village,” while the real Joppa meant
in the thoughts of the inhabitants only the West End
so to speak, where was a series of pretty villas and
commodious mansions running along a broad, handsome
street, and stretching for quite a distance along
the border of the lake. For, oh! best of all,
Joppa had a lake. To speak of Joppa in the presence
of a Joppite, and not in the same breath to mention
the lake with an appreciative adjective, was to make
as irrevocable a mistake as to be in conversation
with a poet and forget to quote from his latest poem;
for next to their wives, their dinners, and their
ease, the Joppites loved their beautiful little lake.
And they had cause thus to love it, for apart from
its exquisite charm as the main feature of their landscape,
it gave them a substantial reason for existence.
What could they have done with their dolce far
niente lives, but for the fishing and rowing and
sailing and bathing and sliding and skating which it
afforded them in turn? It was all they had to
keep them from settling down into a Rip Van Winkle
sleep, this dear little restless lake, that coaxed
them out of their land-torpor, and forced them occasionally
to lend a manly hand to a manly pursuit. For
there was this distinguishing peculiarity about Joppa,
that no one in it seemed to need to work, or to have
any manner of business whatever. Its society,
outside of the village, was formed wholly of cultivated,
refined, wealthy people, who had nothing in the world
to do, but idly to eat and drink up the riches of
the previous generation. It is a widely admitted
truth, that one generation always gathers for another,
never for itself, and that the generation which is
thus generously gathered for, is invariably found
willing to sacrifice without a murmur any latent duty
to harvest on its own account, consenting to live
out its life softly upon the hard-earned savings of
its predecessors, without regard to posterity, and
calling itself “gentlemen” where its fathers
were content to be known as “men.”