application, even if exultant ignorance had not applauded
it. But it is well known that the walrus, though
not in the least a malignant animal, if allowed to
display its remarkably plain person and blundering
performances at ease in any element it chooses, becomes
desperately savage and musters alarming auxiliaries
when attacked or hurt. In this characteristic,
at least, Merman resembled the walrus. And now
he concentrated himself with a vengeance. That
his counter-theory was fundamentally the right one
he had a genuine conviction, whatever collateral mistakes
he might have committed; and his bread would not cease
to be bitter to him until he had convinced his contemporaries
that Grampus had used his minute learning as a dust-cloud
to hide sophistical evasions—that, in fact,
minute learning was an obstacle to clear-sighted judgment,
more especially with regard to the Magicodumbras and
Zuzumotzis, and that the best preparation in this matter
was a wide survey of history and a diversified observation
of men. Still, Merman was resolved to muster
all the learning within his reach, and he wandered
day and night through many wildernesses of German print,
he tried compendious methods of learning oriental
tongues, and, so to speak, getting at the marrow of
languages independently of the bones, for the chance
of finding details to corroborate his own views, or
possibly even to detect Grampus in some oversight or
textual tampering. All other work was neglected:
rare clients were sent away and amazed editors found
this maniac indifferent to his chance of getting book-parcels
from them. It was many months before Merman had
satisfied himself that he was strong enough to face
round upon his adversary. But at last he had
prepared sixty condensed pages of eager argument which
seemed to him worthy to rank with the best models of
controversial writing. He had acknowledged his
mistakes, but had restated his theory so as to show
that it was left intact in spite of them; and he had
even found cases in which Ziphius, Microps, Scrag
Whale the explorer, and other Cetaceans of unanswerable
authority, were decidedly at issue with Grampus.
Especially a passage cited by this last from that greatest
of fossils Megalosaurus was demonstrated by Merman
to be capable of three different interpretations,
all preferable to that chosen by Grampus, who took
the words in their most literal sense; for, 1 deg.,
the incomparable Saurian, alike unequalled in close
observation and far-glancing comprehensiveness, might
have meant those words ironically; 2 deg., motzis
was probably a false reading for potzis, in
which case its bearing was reversed; and 3 deg., it
is known that in the age of the Saurians there were
conceptions about the motzis which entirely
remove it from the category of things comprehensible
in an age when Saurians run ridiculously small:
all which views were godfathered by names quite fit
to be ranked with that of Grampus. In fine, Merman
wound up his rejoinder by sincerely thanking the eminent
adversary without whose fierce assault he might not
have undertaken a revision in the course of which
he had met with unexpected and striking confirmations
of his own fundamental views. Evidently Merman’s
anger was at white heat.