a telling facer from his adversary. Cockshot is
bottled effervescency, the sworn foe of sleep.
Three-in-the-morning Cockshot, says a victim.
His talk is like the driest of all imaginable dry
champagnes. Sleight of hand and inimitable quickness
are the qualities by which he lives. Athelred,[20]
on the other hand, presents you with the spectacle
of a sincere and somewhat slow nature thinking aloud.
He is the most unready man I ever knew to shine in
conversation. You may see him sometimes wrestle
with a refractory jest for a minute or two together,
and perhaps fail to throw it in the end. And there
is something singularly engaging, often instructive,
in the simplicity with which he thus exposes the process
as well as the result, the works as well as the dial
of the clock. Withal he has his hours of inspiration.
Apt words come to him as if by accident, and, coming
from deeper down, they smack the more personally,
they have the more of fine old crusted humanity, rich
in sediment and humour. There are sayings of
his in which he has stamped himself into the very grain
of the language; you would think he must have worn
the words next his skin and slept with them.
Yet it is not as a sayer of particular good things
that Athelred is most to be regarded, rather as the
stalwart woodman of thought. I have pulled on
a light cord often enough, while he has been wielding
the broad-axe; and between us, on this unequal division,
many a specious fallacy has fallen. I have known
him to battle the same question night after night
for years, keeping it in the reign of talk, constantly
applying it and re-applying it to life with humorous
or grave intention, and all the while, never hurrying,
nor flagging, nor taking an unfair advantage of the
facts. Jack at a given moment, when arising,
as it were, from the tripod, can be more radiantly
just to those from whom he differs; but then the tenor
of his thoughts is even calumnious; while Athelred,
slower to forge excuses, is yet slower to condemn,
and sits over the welter of the world, vacillating
but still judicial, and still faithfully contending
with his doubts.
Both the last talkers deal much in points of conduct
and religion studied in the “dry light"[21]
of prose. Indirectly and as if against his will
the same elements from time to time appear in the troubled
and poetic talk of Opalstein.[22] His various and exotic
knowledge, complete although unready sympathies, and
fine, full, discriminative flow of language, fit him
out to be the best of talkers; so perhaps he is with
some, not quite with me—proxime
accessit,[23] I should say. He sings the
praises of the earth and the arts, flowers and jewels,
wine and music, in a moonlight, serenading manner,
as to the light guitar; even wisdom comes from his
tongue like singing; no one is, indeed, more tuneful
in the upper notes. But even while he sings the
song of the Sirens, he still hearkens to the barking
of the Sphinx. Jarring Byronic notes interrupt