subtle fiend of the entire crew was one fiend called
the “Devil.” He was a thoughtful
person and viewed with alarm the ever increasing tendency
among his neighbors toward fighting and general wickedness.
The whole tribe met every summer to have a tournament
after their fashion, and at one of these reunions
the Devil arose and made a pacific speech. He
took occasion to enlarge on the evils of constant
warfare, and suggested that a general reconciliation
take place and that they all live in peace. The
astonished fiends could not understand any such unwarlike
procedure from him, and with one accord, suspecting
treachery, made straight at the intended reformer,
who, of course, took to his heels. The fiends
pressed him hard as he sped over the plains of The
Dalles, and as he neared the defile he struck a Titanic
blow with his tail on the pavement—and
a chasm opened up through the valley, and down rushed
the waters of the inland sea. But a battalion
of the fiends still pursued him, and again he smote
with his tail and more strongly, and a vaster cleft
went up and down the valley, and a more terrific torrent
swept along. The leading fiends took the leap,
but many fell into the chasm—and still
the Devil was sorely pursued. He had just time
to rap once more and with all the vigor of a despairing
tail. And this time he was safe. A third
crevice, twice the width of the second, split the
rocks, riving a deeper cleft in the mountain that held
back the inland sea, making a gorge through the majestic
chain of the Cascades and opening a way for the torrent
oceanward. It was the crack of doom for the fiends.
Essaying the leap, they fell far short of the edge,
where the Devil lay panting. Down they fell and
were swept away by the flood; so the whole race of
fiends perished from the face of the earth. But
the Devil was in sorry case. His tail was unutterably
dislocated by his last blow; so, leaping across the
chasm he had made, he went home to rear his family
thoughtfully. There were no more antagonists;
so, perhaps, after all, tails were useless. Every
year he brought his children to The Dalles and told
them the terrible history of his escape. And
after a time the fires of the Cascades burned away;
the inland sea was drained and its bed became a fair
and habitable land, and still the waters gushed through
the narrow crevices roaring seaward. But the
Devil had one sorrow. All his children born before
the catastrophe were crabbed, unregenerate, stiff-tailed
fiends. After that event every new-born imp wore
a flaccid, invertebrate, despondent tail—the
very last insignium of ignobility. So runs the
legend of The Dalles—a shining lesson to
reformers.