“Shall I marry him?” repeated Louisa, with great deliberation.

There was silence between the two before Louisa spoke again.  She thought of the shortness of life, of how her brother Tom had said it would be a good thing for him if she made up her mind to do—­she knew what.

“While it lasts,” she said aloud, “I would like to do the little I can, and the little I am fit for.  What does it matter?  Mr. Bounderby asks me to marry him.  Let it be so.  Since Mr. Bounderby likes to take me thus, I am satisfied to accept his proposal.  Tell him, father, as soon as you please, that this was my answer.  Repeat it, word for word, if you can, because I should wish him to know what I said.”

“It is quite right, my dear,” retorted her father approvingly, “to be exact I will observe your very proper request.  Have you any wish in reference to the period of your marriage, my child?”

“None, father.  What does it matter?”

They went into the drawing-room, and Mr. Gradgrind presented Louisa to his wife as Mrs. Bounderby.

“Oh!” said Mrs. Gradgrind.  “So you have settled it.  I am sure I give you joy, my dear, and I hope you may turn all your ological studies to good account.  And now, you see, I shall be worrying myself morning, noon, and night, to know what I am to call him!”

“Mrs. Gradgrind,” said her husband solemnly, “what do you mean?”

“Whatever am I to call him when he is married to Louisa?  I must call him something.  It’s impossible to be constantly addressing him, and never giving him a name.  I cannot call him Josiah, for the name is insupportable to me.  You yourself wouldn’t hear of Joe, you very well know.  Am I to call my own son-in-law ‘Mister?’ I believe not, unless the time has arrived when I am to be trampled upon by my relations.  Then, what am I to call him?”

There being no answer to this conundrum, Mrs. Gradgrind retired to bed.

The day of the marriage came, and after the wedding-breakfast the bridegroom addressed the company—­an improving party, there was no nonsense about any of them—­in the following terms.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I am Josiah Bounderby, of Coketown.  Since you have done my wife and myself the honour of drinking our healths and happiness, I suppose I must acknowledge the same.  If you want a speech, my friend and father-in-law, Tom Gradgrind, is a member of parliament, and you know where to get it.  Now, you have mentioned that I am this day married to Tom Gradgrind’s daughter.  I am very glad to be so.  It has long been my wish to be so.  I have watched her bringing up, and I believe she is worthy of me.  At the same time, I believe I am worthy of her.  So I thank you for the goodwill you have shown towards us.”

Shortly after which oration, as they were going on a nuptial trip to Lyons, in order that Mr. Bounderby might see how the hands got on in those parts, and whether they, too, required to be fed with gold spoons, the happy pair departed for the railroad.  As the bride passed downstairs her brother Tom whispered to her.  “What a game girl you are, to be such a first-rate sister, too!”