THE BLACKBIRD
In a thin disguise of gauze!
THE WHITE HEN
Oh, a net—at the end of a cane!
THE BLACKBIRD No harm in the cane—it’s the kid at the other end of the cane! [Half aloud, watching the BUTTERFLY.] You neat little fop, sailing from rose to rose, to-night you’ll be neat as a pin can make you!
ALL
[Watching the cautious approach of the net beyond
the wall.]
Nearer—Nearer—Hush! He’ll
catch it!—No he won’t!—Yes,
he will!
SUDDENLY OUTSIDE
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
[At the sound, the BUTTERFLY flies off. The NET wavers a moment, with an effect of disappointment, then disappears.]
SEVERAL HENS
What?—Eh?—What was it?
A HEN
[Who having hopped up on a wheelbarrow can follow
the flight of the
BUTTERFLY.] He is off and away, over the meadow.
THE BLACKBIRD
[With ironical emphasis.] It’s Chantecler,
practicing knight-errantry!
THE PIGEON
[With emotion.] Chantecler!
A HEN
He is coming!
ANOTHER HEN
He is just outside—
THE WHITE HEN
[To the PIGEON.] Now you will see. He’s
a very fine bird indeed.
THE BLACKBIRD
[Thrusting his head between the bars.] Easy
as possible to make, a
Cock!
THE TURKEY
[Admiringly.] Admirable amenity!
THE BLACKBIRD You take a melon—a fine specimen, I will grant,—for the trunk. For the legs, two sticks of asparagus,—prize sticks, of course. For the head, a red pepper,—as handsome as you may find. For the eye, a currant,—exceptionally clear and light. For the tail, a sheaf of leeks, with luxuriant blue-green flags. For the ear, a dainty kidney-bean, —extra, superfine!—And there you have him, there’s your Cock!
THE PIGEON
[Gently.] One thing you have omitted—His
heavenly clarion call!
THE BLACKBIRD [Indicating CHANTECLER, who now appears upon the wall.] Yes, but with the exception of that—slight detail, you must own my portrait is a likeness.
THE PIGEON Not at all. Not in the very least. [Contemplating CHANTECLER with a very different eye from the BLACKBIRD’S.] What I see, beneath that quivering hemlet, is Summer’s glorious and favoured knight, who, from a groaning wain at evening borrowing its golden harvest-robe has arrayed himself in this, and lifts it from the dust with a gleaming sickle!
CHANTECLER
[On the wall, in a long guttural sigh.] Coa—
THE BLACKBIRD
When he makes that noise in his throat, he either
is in love, or
preparing some poetic outburst.
CHANTECLER [Motionless on the wall, with head high.] Blaze forth in glory!—Dazzle—
THE BLACKBIRD
He’s letting off hot air!
CHANTECLER
Irradiate the world!
A HEN
Now he pauses—one claw lifted—