[The TURKEY turns quickly around, the lid has already dropped.]
THE PIGEON [To the WHITE HEN.] Is it a fact that Chantecler is never hoarse, never the very least husky?
THE WHITE HEN
[Keeping on with her pecking.] Perfectly true.
THE PIGEON [With growing enthusiasm.] Ah, you must be proud Cock who will be numbered among Illustrious Animals and his name remembered five, ten, fifteen years!
THE TURKEY
Very proud. Very proud. [To a CHICK.]
Who are the Illustrious Animals?
Tell them off!
THE CHICK [Reciting a lesson.] Noah’s Dove—Saint Rocco’s Poodle—The—the Horse of Cali—
THE TURKEY
Cali—?
THE CHICK
[Trying to remember.] Cali—
THE PIGEON
This Cock, now—this Cock of yours—Is
it true that his song attunes,
inspires, encourages, makes labour light, and keeps
off birds of prey?
THE WHITE HEN
[Pecking.] Perfectly true.
THE CHICK
[Still hunting for his word.] Cali—Cali—
THE PIGEON
White Hen, is it true that by his song, defender of
the warm and sacred
egg, he has frequently kept the lissome weasel from—
THE BLACKBIRD
[Looking out between the bars.]—messing
his shirtfront with omelette?
THE WHITE HEN
Perfectly true.
THE CHICK
Cali—
THE TURKEY
[Helping him.] Gu?
THE CHICK
Gu—
THE PIGEON
Is it true—?
THE CHICK
[Jumping for joy at having found.] Gula!
THE PIGEON —true that, as report says, he has a secret for his amazing singing, a secret whereby his crow becomes the brilliant burst of red which makes the poppies of the field feel themselves contemptible imitations?
THE WHITE HEN
[Weary of this questioning.] Perfectly true.
THE PIGEON
That secret, that great secret, is it known to anyone?
THE WHITE HEN
No.
THE PIGEON
He has not even told his Hen?
THE WHITE HEN
[Correcting him.] His Hens.
THE PIGEON
[Slightly shocked.] Ah, he has more than one?
THE BLACKBIRD
He crows, remember, you only coo.
THE PIGEON
Well, then, he has not even told his favourite?
THE TUFTED HEN
[Promptly.] No, he has not!
THE WHITE HEN
[As promptly.] No, he has not!
THE BLACK HEN
[As promptly.] No, he has not!
THE BLACKBIRD [Thrusting out his head.] Hush!—An aërial drama! The Butterfly, absorbed in his head of blossom, banquets, all oblivious of—
[A great green gauze butterfly-net appears above the wall, softly coming towards the BUTTERFLY settled on one of the flowers.]
A HEN
What is that?
THE TURKEY
[Solemnly.] Fate!