THE PHEASANT-HEN
For the sake of this sincere tribute, I forgive you
all the rest!
CHANTECLER
But—
THE BLACKBIRD [Coming and going in excitement.] Oh, wonderful, and again wonderful, and then again wonderful!—Hear me rant!
CHANTECLER
[Amazed.] What, is it possible that you—?
THE BLACKBIRD
Am I given to gush? This time, old man, it’s
the genuine article,
Enthusiasm with a capital E!
CHANTECLER
Are you in earnest?
THE BLACKBIRD
Must I send you a blankety carrier-pigeon with the
news?—That Cock and
that crow,—oh, my soul!—And
then the day breaking,—oh, my stars!
THE PHEASANT-HEN [To CHANTECLER.] There seems to be no reason, dear, why I should not leave you alone together.
CHANTECLER
But where are you going?
THE PHEASANT-HEN
[Slightly ashamed of her own frivolity.] I
am going to the—
THE BLACKBIRD
The Guinea-hen’s Day he’s just given the
finishing touches to!
CHANTECLER
[To the PHEASANT-HEN.] Must I go too?
THE PHEASANT-HEN [Tenderly.] No, after rising to such heights, I think you may be excused from the Guinea-hen’s at home!
CHANTECLER
[With a touch of sadness.] You, however, are
going?
THE PHEASANT-HEN [Gaily.] I want to show off your sunshine on my dress! I will be back directly. Wait for me here.
THE BLACKBIRD
Yes, much better keep out of the way.
CHANTECLER
[Looking at him.] Wherefore?
THE BLACKBIRD
[Quickly.] Nothing! [Falling into fresh
ecstasies.] Oh, this blessed
Cock of ours!
CHANTECLER
[To the PHEASANT-HEN.] You will not be long?
THE PHEASANT-HEN
The merest moment. [Low to him before leaving.]
You see, even the
Blackbird is impressed! [She flies off.]
SCENE FIFTH
CHANTECLER, THE BLACKBIRD
CHANTECLER [Coming back to the BLACKBIRD.] And so that habitual skeptical sneer—?
THE BLACKBIRD
Wiped out! My satirical whistling, as the Dog
called it, now expresses
pure admiration. Listen, like this: [He
whistles admiringly.]
Tew!—How is that?—Tew-tew [Nodding
soberly.] That’s all right!
CHANTECLER [Innocently.] You are not such a bad fellow, after all. I said so to the Dog.
THE BLACKBIRD
[With profound conviction.] You’re a
wonderful old boy!
CHANTECLER
[Modestly.] Oh!
THE BLACKBIRD To come it over the Hens—[He again whistles Admiringly.] make them believe that he engineers the dawn! [CHANTECLER starts.] A simple idea, but it took you to get on to it! Brother, I believe you were hatched in Columbus’ egg!