ALL THE BIRDS [Chuckling and rocking in their peculiarly disgusting and characteristic fashion.] Ha, ha!
THE GRAND-DUKE [Spreading his wings to demand silence.] Hush! [All return to their appalling stillness.]
THE BLACKBIRD
My eye is merely roguish. I am here to look on,
you know, without taking
sides,—in the artist spirit, that’s
all.
AN OWL
If you are not taking sides, then you are siding with
us!
THE BLACKBIRD
Oh, I say, what a primitive notion!
THE SCREECH-OWL [Completing his sentence.] Let us express ourselves with simple and direct malevolence: the Cock is a robber!
ALL
A robber! He robs us!
THE BLACKBIRD
Now, what the—Robs you of what?
THE GRAND-DUKE
Of health! Gladness!
THE BLACKBIRD
How is that?
THE SCREECH-OWL
By his crowing!
THE GRAND-DUKE
His crowing brings on enlargement of the spleen and
pericarditis! For it
heralds—
THE BLACKBIRD
[Hopping about.] Oh, I see—The light!
[All make a violent motion in his direction; the BLACKBIRD frightened, hides among the fagots.]
THE GRAND-DUKE [Emphatically.] Never speak that word! When that word is spoken, Night at the horizon feels a crawling discomfort, a titillation underneath her wing.
THE BLACKBIRD [Cautiously correcting himself.] The brightness of—[General start of dismay repeated; the BLACKBIRD again dodges behind the fagots.]
AN OWL [Hurriedly.] Never utter that horrible grating word, which so hatefully suggests the scratching of a match!
THE SCREECH-OWL You should express yourself: The Cock heralds the folding back of the pall—
THE BLACKBIRD
But the day—[Start and threatening gesture
from all.]
ALL
[In voices of unspeakable anguish.] Not that
word!
THE GRAND-DUKE
You must refer to it as “that which will be!”
THE BLACKBIRD
What difference does it make whether or not he heralds
the—
ALL
[Stopping him.] Ha!
THE BLACKBIRD
—the folding back of the pall, since that
which will be—will be!
THE GRAND-DUKE [In tones of despair.] Simple torture it is to hear a brazen throat forever reminding you of what you know to be only too true!
ALL
[Writhing in pain.] Too true! Too true!
THE GRAND-DUKE
He begins while the night is still pleasant and cool—
CRIES ON ALL SIDES
He is a robber, a thief!
THE GRAND-DUKE
He cheats us!
ALL THE OWLS
He cheats us! Cheats us!
THE GRAND-DUKE
Of the good bit of night there still is left.
AN OWLET
He compels us to leave our posts beside the warrens—
THE SCREECH-OWL
Our feasts of steaming flesh!