Within these first three stages lay the foundation,
the progress, and termination of our night’s
adventure. During the first stage, I found out
that Cyclops was mortal: he was liable to the
shocking affection of sleep—a thing which
I had never previously suspected. If a man is
addicted to the vicious habit of sleeping, all the
skill in aurigation of Apollo himself, with the horses
of Aurora to execute the motions of his will, avail
him nothing. “Oh, Cyclops!” I exclaimed
more than once, “Cyclops, my friend; thou art
mortal. Thou snorest.” Through this
first eleven miles, however, he betrayed his infirmity—which
I grieve to say he shared with the whole Pagan Pantheon—only
by short stretches. On waking up, he made an apology
for himself, which, instead of mending the matter,
laid an ominous foundation for coming disasters.
The summer assizes were now proceeding at Lancaster:
in consequence of which, for three nights and three
days, he had not lain down in a bed. During the
day, he was waiting for his uncertain summons as a
witness on the trial in which he was interested; or
he was drinking with the other witnesses, under the
vigilant surveillance of the attorneys. During
the night, or that part of it when the least temptations
existed to conviviality, he was driving. Throughout
the second stage he grew more and more drowsy.
In the second mile of the third stage, he surrendered
himself finally and without a struggle to his perilous
temptation. All his past resistance had but deepened
the weight of this final oppression. Seven atmospheres
of sleep seemed resting upon him; and, to consummate
the case, our worthy guard, after singing “Love
amongst the Roses,” for the fiftieth or sixtieth
time, without any invitation from Cyclops or myself,
and without applause for his poor labors, had moodily
resigned himself to slumber—not so deep
doubtless as the coachman’s, but deep enough
for mischief; and having, probably, no similar excuse.
And thus at last, about ten miles from Preston, I
found myself left in charge of his Majesty’s
London and Glasgow mail, then running about eleven
miles an hour.
What made this negligence less criminal than else
it must have been thought, was the condition of the
roads at night during the assizes. At that time
all the law business of populous Liverpool, and of
populous Manchester, with its vast cincture of populous
rural districts, was called up by ancient usage to
the tribunal of Lilliputian Lancaster. To break
up this old traditional usage required a conflict
with powerful established interests, a large system
of new arrangements, and a new parliamentary statute.
As things were at present, twice in the year so vast
a body of business rolled northwards, from the southern
quarter of the county, that a fortnight at least occupied
the severe exertions of two judges for its dispatch.
The consequence of this was—that every horse
available for such a service, along the whole line
of road, was exhausted in carrying down the multitudes
of people who were parties to the different suits.
By sunset, therefore, it usually happened that, through
utter exhaustion amongst men and horses, the roads
were all silent. Except exhaustion in the vast
adjacent county of York from a contested election,
nothing like it was ordinarily witnessed in England.