ground of chocolate color was the mighty shield of
the imperial arms, but emblazoned in proportions as
modest as a signet-ring bears to a seal of office.
Even this was displayed only on a single panel, whispering,
rather than proclaiming, our relations to the state;
whilst the beast from Birmingham had as much writing
and painting on its sprawling flanks as would have
puzzled a decipherer from the tombs of Luxor.
For some time this Birmingham machine ran along by
our side—a piece of familiarity that seemed
to us sufficiently jacobinical. But all at once
a movement of the horses announced a desperate intention
of leaving us behind. “Do you see
that?”
I said to the coachman. “I see,” was
his short answer. He was awake, yet he waited
longer than seemed prudent; for the horses of our
audacious opponent had a disagreeable air of freshness
and power. But his motive was loyal; his wish
was that the Birmingham conceit should be full-blown
before he froze it. When
that seemed ripe,
he unloosed, or, to speak by a stronger image, he
sprang his known resources, he slipped our royal horses
like cheetas, or hunting leopards, after the affrighted
game. How they could retain such a reserve of
fiery power after the work they had accomplished,
seemed hard to explain. But on our side, besides
the physical superiority, was a tower of strength,
namely, the king’s name, “which they upon
the adverse faction wanted.” Passing them
without an effort, as it seemed, we threw them into
the rear with so lengthening an interval between us,
as proved in itself the bitterest mockery of their
presumption; whilst our guard blew back a shattering
blast of triumph, that was really too painfully full
of derision.
I mention this little incident for its connection
with what followed. A Welshman, sitting behind
me, asked if I had not felt my heart burn within me
during the continuance of the race? I said—No;
because we were not racing with a mail, so that no
glory could be gained. In fact, it was sufficiently
mortifying that such a Birmingham thing should dare
to challenge us. The Welshman replied, that he
didn’t see that; for that a cat might
look at a king, and a Brummagem coach might lawfully
race the Holyhead mail. “Race us perhaps,”
I replied, “though even that has an air
of sedition, but not beat us. This would
have been treason; and for its own sake I am glad
that the Tallyho was disappointed.” So dissatisfied
did the Welshman seem with this opinion, that at last
I was obliged to tell him a very fine story from one
of our elder dramatists, viz.—that
once, in some oriental region, when the prince of
all the land, with his splendid court, were flying
their falcons, a hawk suddenly flew at a majestic eagle;
and in defiance of the eagle’s prodigious advantages,
in sight also of all the astonished field sportsmen,
spectators, and followers, killed him on the spot.
The prince was struck with amazement at the unequal