the side of a fine Volpato. But, dismissing these,
there remain many excellent works of art in a pure
style, such as nobody need be ashamed to own, as every
candid connoisseur will admit.
Candid, observe,
I say; for great allowances must be made in these
cases; no artist can ever be sure of carrying through
his own fine preconception. Awkward disturbances
will arise; people will not submit to have their throats
cut quietly; they will run, they will kick, they will
bite; and whilst the portrait painter often has to
complain of too much torpor in his subject, the artist,
in our line, is generally embarrassed by too much
animation. At the same time, however disagreeable
to the artist, this tendency in murder to excite and
irritate the subject, is certainly one of its advantages
to the world in general, which we ought not to overlook,
since it favors the development of latent talent.
Jeremy Taylor notices with admiration, the extraordinary
leaps which people will take under the influence of
fear. There was a striking instance of this in
the recent case of the M’Keands; the boy cleared
a height, such as he will never clear again to his
dying day. Talents also of the most brilliant
description for thumping, and indeed for all the gymnastic
exercises, have sometimes been developed by the panic
which accompanies our artists; talents else buried
and hid under a bushel to the possessors, as much as
to their friends. I remember an interesting illustration
of this fact, in a case which I learned in Germany.
Riding one day in the neighborhood of Munich, I overtook
a distinguished amateur of our society, whose name
I shall conceal. This gentleman informed me that,
finding himself wearied with the frigid pleasures (so
he called them) of mere amateurship, he had quitted
England for the continent—meaning to practise
a little professionally. For this purpose he
resorted to Germany, conceiving the police in that
part of Europe to be more heavy and drowsy than elsewhere.
His debut as a practitioner took place at Mannheim;
and, knowing me to be a brother amateur, he freely
communicated the whole of his maiden adventure.
“Opposite to my lodging,” said he, “lived
a baker: he was somewhat of a miser, and lived
quite alone. Whether it were his great expanse
of chalky face, or what else, I know not—but
the fact was, I ‘fancied’ him, and resolved
to commence business upon his throat, which by the
way he always carried bare—a fashion which
is very irritating to my desires. Precisely at
eight o’clock in the evening, I observed that
he regularly shut up his windows. One night I
watched him when thus engaged—bolted in
after him—locked the door—and,
addressing him with great suavity, acquainted him with
the nature of my errand; at the same time advising
him to make no resistance, which would be mutually
unpleasant. So saying, I drew out my tools; and
was proceeding to operate. But at this spectacle,
the baker, who seemed to have been struck by catalepsy