come that way again they are entertained as guests,
not as friends. At first, like another Ecebolius,
he loved simple truth; thence, diverting his eyes,
he fell in love with idolatry. Those heathenish
shrines had never any more doting and besotted client;
and now of late he is leapt from Rome to Munster,
and is grown to giddy Anabaptism. What he will
be next as yet he knoweth not; but ere he hath wintered
his opinion it will be manifest. He is good to
make an enemy of, ill for a friend; because, as there
is no trust in his affection, so no rancour in his
displeasure. The multitude of his changed purposes
brings with it forgetfulness, and not of others more
than of himself. He says, swears, renounces, because
what he promised he meant not long enough to make an
impression. Herein alone he is good for a commonwealth,
that he sets many on work with building, ruining,
altering, and makes more business than time itself;
neither is he a greater enemy to thrift than to idleness.
Propriety is to him enough cause of dislike; each
thing pleases him better that is not his own.
Even in the best things long continuance is a just
quarrel; manna itself grows tedious with age, and
novelty is the highest style of commendation to the
meanest offers; neither doth he in books and fashions
ask, How good? but, How new? Variety carries him
away with delight, and no uniform pleasure can be
without an irksome fulness. He is so transformable
into all opinions, manners, qualities, that he seems
rather made immediately of the first matter than of
well-tempered elements; and therefore is in possibility
anything or everything, nothing in present substance.
Finally, he is servile in imitation, waxy to persuasions,
witty to wrong himself, a guest in his own house, an
ape of others, and, in a word, anything rather than
himself.
OF THE FLATTERER.
Flattery is nothing but false friendship, fawning
hypocrisy, dishonest civility, base merchandise of
words, a plausible discord of the heart and lips.
The flatterer is blear-eyed to ill, and cannot see
vices; and his tongue walks ever in one track of unjust
praises, and can no more tell how to discommend than
to speak true. His speeches are full of wondering
interjections, and all his titles are superlative,
and both of them seldom ever but in presence.
His base mind is well matched with a mercenary tongue,
which is a willing slave to another man’s ear;
neither regardeth he how true, but how pleasing.
His art is nothing but delightful cozenage, whose
rules are smoothing and guarded with perjury; whose
scope is to make men fools in teaching them to overvalue
themselves, and to tickle his friends to death.
This man is a porter of all good tales, and mends
them in the carriage; one of Fame’s best friends
and his own, that helps to furnish her with those rumours
that may advantage himself. Conscience hath no
greater adversary, for when she is about to play her