and tokens employs the author dumb; and if Ovid, who
writ the law of love, were alive (as he is extant),
he would allow it as good a diversity that gifts should
be sent as gratuities, not as bribes. Wit getteth
rather promise than love. Wit is not to be seen,
and no woman takes advice of any in her loving but
of her own eyes and her waiting-woman’s; nay,
which is worse, wit is not to be felt, and so no good
bedfellow. Wit applied to a woman makes her dissolve
her simpering and discover her teeth with laughter,
and this is surely a purge of love, for the beginning
of love is a kind of foolish melancholy. As for
the man that makes his tailor his means, and hopes
to inveigle his love with such a coloured suit, surely
the same deeply hazards the loss of her favour upon
every change of his clothes. So likewise for
the other that courts her silently with a good body,
let me certify him, that his clothes depend upon the
comeliness of his body, and so both upon opinion.
She that hath been seduced by apparel let me give
her to wit, that men always put off their clothes before
they go to bed. And let her that hath been enamoured
of her servant’s body understand, that if she
saw him in a skin of cloth, that is, in a suit made
of the pattern of his body, she would see slender cause
to love him ever after. There is no clothes sit
so well in a woman’s eye as a suit of steel,
though not of the fashion, and no man so soon surpriseth
a woman’s affections as he that is the subject
of all whispering, and hath always twenty stories
of his own deeds depending upon him. Mistake me
not; I understand not by valour one that never fights
but when he is backed with drink or anger, or hissed
on with beholders, nor one that is desperate, nor
one that takes away a serving-man’s weapons when
perchance it cost him his quarter’s wages, nor
yet one that wears a privy coat of defence and therein
is confident, for then such as made bucklers would
be counted the Catilines of the commonwealth.
I intend one of an even resolution grounded upon reason,
which is always even, having his power restrained
by the law of not doing wrong. But now I remember
I am for valour, and therefore must be a man of few
words.
JOSEPH HALL’S
CHARACTERS OF VICES AND VIRTUES
were published four years earlier than Overbury’s,
but Overbury’s were posthumous, and in actual
time of writing there can have been no very material
difference. Hall’s age was thirty-four when
he first published his Characters. He was born
on the 1st July 1574, at Ashby de la Zouch, in Leicestershire.
His father was governor of this town under the Earl
of Huntingdon, when he was President of the North.
His mother, Winifred, was a devout Puritan, and he
was from infancy intended for the Church. In
1589, at the age of fifteen, Joseph Hall was sent to
Emmanuel College, Cambridge, where he was maintained
at the cost of an uncle. He passed all his degrees
with applause, obtained a Fellowship of his college
in 1595, and proceeded to M.A. in 1596, and having
already obtained credit at Cambridge as an English
poet, he published in 1597 “Virgidemiarum, Sixe
Bookes, First Three Books of Toothlesse Satyrs, Poetical,
Academical, Moral, followed in the next year by Three
last Bookes of Byting Satyres.” Of these
Satires he said in their Prologue—