of whip or imprisonment; and so a strong enemy to idleness, that in mending one hole he had rather make three than want work, and when he hath done, he throws the wallet of his faults behind him.  He embraceth naturally ancient custom, conversing in open fields and lowly cottages.  If he visit cities or towns, ’tis but to deal upon the imperfections of our weaker vessels.  His tongue is very voluble, which with canting proves him a linguist.  He is entertained in every place, but enters no further than the door, to avoid suspicion.  Some will take him to be a coward, but believe it, he is a lad of metal; his valour is commonly three or four yards long, fastened to a pike in the end for flying off.  He is provident, for he will fight but with one at once, and then also he had rather submit than be counted obstinate.  To conclude, if he escape Tyburn and Banbury, he dies a beggar.

AN APPARITOR

Is a chick of the egg abuse, hatched by the warmth of authority; he is a bird of rapine, and begins to prey and feather together.  He croaks like a raven against the death of rich men, and so gets a legacy unbequeathed.  His happiness is in the multitude of children, for their increase is his wealth, and to that end he himself yearly adds one.  He is a cunning hunter, uncoupling his intelligencing hounds under hedges, in thickets and cornfields, who follow the chase to city suburbs, where often his game is at covert; his quiver hangs by his side stuffed with silver arrows, which he shoots against church-gates and private men’s doors, to the hazard of their purses and credit.  There went but a pair of shears between him and the pursuivant of hell, for they both delight in sin, grow richer by it, and are by justice appointed to punish it; only the devil is more cunning, for he picks a living out of others’ gains.  His living lieth in his eye, which (like spirits) he sends through chinks and keyholes to survey the places of darkness; for which purpose he studieth the optics, but can discover no colour but black, for the pure white of chastity dazzleth his eyes.  He is a Catholic, for he is everywhere; and with a politic, for he transforms himself into all shapes.  He travels on foot to avoid idleness, and loves the Church entirely, because it is the place of his edification.  He accounts not all sins mortal, for fornication with him is a venial sin, and to take bribes a matter of charity; he is collector for burnings and losses at sea, and in casting account readily subtracts the lesser from the greater sum.  Thus lives he in a golden age, till death by a process summons him to appear.

AN ALMANAC-MAKER