them have suffered as severely as those that first
professed them. So thieves that rob in small
parties and break houses, when they are taken, are
hanged; but when they multiply and grow up into armies
and are able to take towns, the same things are called
heroic actions, and acknowledged for such by all the
world. Courts of justice, for the most part, commit
greater crimes than they punish, and do those that
sue in them more injuries than they can possibly receive
from one another; and yet they are venerable, and
must not be told so, because they have authority and
power to justify what they do, and the law (that is,
whatsoever they please to call so) ready to give judgment
for them. Who knows when a physician cures or
kills? And yet he is equally rewarded for both,
and the profession esteemed never the less worshipful;
and therefore he accounts it a ridiculous vanity in
any man to consider whether he does right or wrong
in anything he attempts, since the success is only
able to determine and satisfy the opinion of the world
which is the one and which the other. As for
those characters and marks of distinction which religion,
law, and morality fix upon both, they are only significant
and valid when their authority is able to command
obedience and submission; but when the greatness,
numbers, or interest of those who are concerned outgrows
that, they change their natures, and that which was
injury before becomes justice, and justice injury.
It is with crimes as with inventions in the mechanics,
that will frequently hold true to all purposes of
the design while they are tried in little, but when
the experiment is made in great prove false in all
particulars to what is promised in the model:
so iniquities and vices may be punished and corrected,
like children, while they are little and impotent,
but when they are great and sturdy they become incorrigible
and proof against all the power of justice and authority.
Among all his virtues there is none which he sets
so high an esteem upon as impudence, which he finds
more useful and necessary than a vizard is to a highwayman;
for he that has but a competent stock of this natural
endowment has an interest in any man he pleases, and
is able to manage it with greater advantages than
those who have all the real pretences imaginable,
but want that dexterous way of soliciting by which,
if the worst fall out, he is sure to lose nothing
if he does not win. He that is impudent is shot-free,
and if he be ever so much overpowered can receive
no hurt, for his forehead is impenetrable, and of so
excellent a temper that nothing is able to touch it,
but turns edge and is blunted. His face holds
no correspondence with his mind, and therefore whatsoever
inward sense or conviction he feels, there is no outward
appearance of it in his looks to give evidence against
him; and in any difficulty that can befall him, impudence
is the most infallible expedient to fetch him off,
that is always ready, like his angel guardian, to relieve