His soul lives in his body, like a mole in the earth
that labours in the dark, and casts up doubts and
scruples of his own imaginations, to make that rugged
and uneasy that was plain and open before. His
brain is so cracked that he fancies himself to be glass,
and is afraid that everything he comes near should
break him in pieces. Whatsoever makes an impression
in his imagination works itself in like a screw, and
the more he turns and winds it the deeper it sticks,
till it is never to be got out again. The temper
of his brain, being earthy, cold, and dry, is apt
to breed worms, that sink so deep into it no medicine
in art or nature is able to reach them. He leads
his life as one leads a dog in a slip that will not
follow, but is dragged along until he is almost hanged,
as he has it often under consideration to treat himself
in convenient time and place, if he can but catch himself
alone. After a long and mortal feud between his
inward and his outward man, they at length agree to
meet without seconds and decide the quarrel, in which
the one drops and the other slinks out of the way and
makes his escape into some foreign world, from whence
it is never after heard of. He converses with
nothing so much as his own imagination, which, being
apt to misrepresent things to him, makes him believe
that it is something else than it is, and that he
holds intelligence with spirits that reveal whatsoever
he fancies to him, as the ancient rude people that
first heard their own voices repeated by echoes in
the woods concluded it must proceed from some invisible
inhabitants of those solitary places, which they after
believed to be gods, and called them sylvans, fauns,
and dryads. He makes the infirmity of his temper
pass for revelations, as Mahomet did by his falling
sickness, and inspires himself with the wind of his
own hypochondrias. He laments, like Heraclitus,
the maudlin philosopher, at other men’s mirth,
and takes pleasure in nothing but his own unsober
sadness. His mind is full of thoughts, but they
are all empty, like a nest of boxes. He sleeps
little, but dreams much, and soundest when he is waking.
He sees visions farther off than a second-sighted
man in Scotland, and dreams upon a hard point with
admirable judgment. He is just so much worse than
a madman as he is below him in degree of frenzy, for
among madmen the most mad govern all the rest, and
receive a natural obedience from their inferiors.
A TRAVELLER
Is a native of all countries and an alien at home. He flies from the place where he was hatched, like a wild goose, and prefers all others before it. He has no quarrel to it but because he was born in it, and, like a bastard, he is ashamed of his mother, because she is of him. He is a merchant that makes voyages into foreign nations to drive a trade in wisdom and politics, and it is not for his credit to have it thought he has made an ill return, which must be if he should allow of any of the growth of