contents himself with the mere title of a saint, and
makes that his privilege to act all manner of wickedness;
or the ruins of a noble structure, of which there
is nothing left but the foundation, and that obscured
and buried under the rubbish of the superstructure.
The living honour of his ancestors is long ago departed,
dead and gone, and his is but the ghost and shadow
of it, that haunts the house with horror and disquiet
where once it lived. His nobility is truly descended
from the glory of his forefathers, and may be rightly
said to fall to him, for it will never rise again to
the height it was in them by his means, and he succeeds
them as candles do the office of the sun. The
confidence of nobility has rendered him ignoble, as
the opinion of wealth makes some men poor, and as
those that are born to estates neglect industry and
have no business but to spend, so he being born to
honour believes he is no further concerned than to
consume and waste it. He is but a copy, and so
ill done that there is no line of the original in
him but the sin only. He is like a word that by
ill-custom and mistake has utterly lost the sense
of that from which it was derived, and now signifies
quite contrary; for the glory of noble ancestors will
not permit the good or bad of their posterity to be
obscure. He values himself only upon his title,
which being only verbal gives him a wrong account
of his natural capacity, for the same words signify
more or less, according as they are applied to things,
as ordinary and extraordinary do at court; and sometimes
the greater sound has the less sense, as in accounts,
though four be more than three, yet a third in proportion
is more than a fourth.
A HUFFING COURTIER
Is a cipher, that has no value himself but from the
place he stands in. All his happiness consists
in the opinion he believes others have of it.
This is his faith, but as it is heretical and erroneous,
though he suffer much tribulation for it, he continues
obstinate, and not to be convinced. He flutters
up and down like a butterfly in a garden, and while
he is pruning of his peruke takes occasion to contemplate
his legs and the symmetry of his breeches. He
is part of the furniture of the rooms, and serves
for a walking picture, a moving piece of arras.
His business is only to be seen, and he performs it
with admirable industry, placing himself always in
the best light, looking wonderfully politic, and cautious
whom he mixes withal. His occupation is to show
his clothes, and if they could but walk themselves
they would save him the labour and do his work as
well as himself. His immunity from varlets is
his freehold, and he were a lost man without it.
His clothes are but his tailor’s livery, which
he gives him, for ’tis ten to one he never pays
for them. He is very careful to discover the lining
of his coat, that you may not suspect any want of
integrity or flaw in him from the skin outwards.