more intimacy, than antiquity, which he expresseth
even in his clothes. I have known some love fish
best that smelled of the pannier; and the like humour
reigns in him, for he loves that apparel best that
has a taste of the broker. Some have held him
for a scholar, but trust me such are in a palpable
error, for he never yet understood so much Latin as
to construe
Gallo-Belgicus. For his library
(his own continuations excepted), it consists of very
few or no books. He holds himself highly engaged
to his invention if it can purchase him victuals;
for authors, he never converseth with them, unless
they walk in Paul’s. For his discourse it
is ordinary, yet he will make you a terrible repetition
of desperate commanders, unheard-of exploits, intermixing
withal his own personal service. But this is not
in all companies, for his experience hath sufficiently
informed him in this principle—that as
nothing works more on the simple than things strange
and incredibly rare, so nothing discovers his weakness
more among the knowing and judicious than to insist,
by way of discourse, on reports above conceit.
Amongst these, therefore, he is as mute as a fish.
But now imagine his lamp (if he be worth one) to be
nearly burnt out, his inventing genius wearied and
footsore with ranging over so many unknown regions,
and himself wasted with the fruitless expense of much
paper, resigning his place of weekly collections to
another, whom, in hope of some little share, he has
to his stationer recommended, while he lives either
poorly respected or dies miserably suspended.
The rest I end with his own close:—Next
week you shall hear more.
The other characters in “Whimzies”
were an Almanac-maker, a Ballad-monger, a Decoy, an
Exchange-man, a Forester, a Gamester, an Hospital-man,
a Jailer, a Keeper, a Launderer, a Metal-man, a Neater,
an Ostler, a Postmaster, a Quest-man, a Ruffian, a
Sailor, a Traveller, an Under-Sheriff, a Wine-Soaker,
a Xantippean, a Jealous Neighbour, a Zealous Brother.
The collection was enlarged by addition under separate
title-page of “A Cater-Character, thrown out
of a box by an Experienced Gamester"-which gave Characters
of an Apparitor, a Painter, a Pedlar, and a Piper.
The author added also some lines “upon the Birthday
of his sonne Iohn,” beginning—
“God blesse thee, Iohn,
And make thee such an
one
That I may joy
In calling thee my son.
Thou art my ninth,
And by it I divine
That thou shalt live
To love the Muses Nine."_
JOHN MILTON,