After the hurly-burly of l’affaire Dreyfus, he certainly needed some rest and privacy, but the question was whether retirement would be a necessity or a mere matter of convenience.  Now the choice of a place of sojourn depended on the answer to the second question, and it was resolved, nem. con., that M. Desmoulin, who spoke a little English and knew something of London, should forthwith drive to Mr. Fletcher Moulton’s house in Onslow Square, S.W., in accordance with the address given on M. Labori’s letter.  M. Desmoulin’s friend, on his side, was to return to Paris that afternoon by the Club train.  So, the council over, both these gentlemen went off, leaving M. Zola and myself together.

We had a long and desultory chat, now on the Dreyfus affair generally, now on M. Zola’s personal position, the probable duration of his exile, and so forth.  He himself did not think that he would remain abroad beyond October at the latest, and as there might be a delay if not a difficulty in getting any clothes sent to him from Paris, he proposed to make a few purchases.

It was then that he told me how he had already bought a shirt, collar, and socks on the previous day.

‘I had nothing but what I was wearing,’ said he.  ’I had been to Versailles and had sat perspiring in the crowded court; then I had spent the night travelling.  I looked dirty, and I felt abominably uncomfortable.  So I go out, yesterday morning, and see a shop with shirts, neckties, collars, and socks in the window.  I go in; I take hold of my collar, I pull down my cuffs, I tap my shirt front.  The shopman smiles; he understands me.  He measures my neck; he gives me a shirt and some collars.  But then we come to the socks, and I pull up my trousers and point to those I am wearing.  He understands immediately.  He is very intelligent.  He climbs his steps and pulls parcels and boxes from his shelves.

’Here are socks of all colours, dark and light, spotted, striped, in mixtures, in cotton, in wool, some ribbed and some with silk clockings.  But they are huge!  I look at one pair; it is too big; he shows me another and another; they are still of a larger size.  Then, impatient, and perhaps rather abruptly, I hold out my fist for the man to measure it, and thus gauge the length of my foot as is done in Paris.  But he does not understand me.  He draws back close to the shelves as if he imagines that I want to box him.  And when I again lift my foot to call his attention to its size, he shows even greater concern.  Fortunately an idea comes to me.  I take one of the mammoth socks that are lying on the counter and fold parts of it neatly back, so as to make it appear very much smaller than it is.  Then the shopman suddenly brightens, taps his forehead, climbs his steps again, and pulls yet more boxes and parcels from his shelves.  And here at last are the small socks!  So I choose a pair, and pay the bill.  And the man bows his thanks, well pleased, it seems, to find that in thrusting out my fist and raising my foot I had been actuated by no desire to injure him.’