the proper moment comes for unwinding her lengthy
ugliness, and making a snatch at the table.
Poor weak-headed thing, full of foolish cunning; always
doing wrong, and knowing that it is wrong, but quite
unable to resist temptation; and then profuse in
futile explanations, gesticulations, mouthings of
an ‘Oh!—oh!—oh!’
so pitiably human, that you can only punish her by
laughing at her, which she does not at all like.
One cannot resist the fancy, while watching her,
either that she was once a human being, or that she
is trying to become one. But, at present, she
has more than one habit to learn, or to recollect,
ere she become as fit for human society as the dog
or the cat. {89} Her friends are, every human being
who will take notice of her, and a beautiful little
Guazupita, or native deer, a little larger than a
roe, with great black melting eyes, and a heart as
soft as its eyes, who comes to lick one’s hand;
believes in bananas as firmly as the monkey; and
when she can get no hand to lick, licks the hairy
monkey for mere love’s sake, and lets it ride
on her back, and kicks it off, and lets it get on
again and take a half-turn of its tail round her
neck, and throttle her with its arms, and pull her
nose out of the way when a banana is coming:
and all out of pure love; for the two have never
been introduced to each other by man; and the intimacy
between them, like that famous one between the horse
and the hen, is of Nature’s own making up.
Very different from the spider monkey in temper is
her cousin Jack, who sits, sullen and unrepentant,
at the end of a long chain, having an ugly liking
for the calves of passers-by, and ugly teeth to employ
on them. Sad at heart he is, and testifies his
sadness sometimes by standing bolt upright, with
his long arms in postures oratorio, almost prophetic,
or, when duly pitied and moaned to, lying down on
his side, covering his hairy eyes with one hairy arm,
and weeping and sobbing bitterly. He seems,
speaking scientifically, to be some sort of Mycetes
or Howler, from the flat globular throat, which indicates
the great development of the hyoid bone; but, happily
for the sleep of the neighbourhood, he never utters
in captivity any sound beyond a chuckle; and he is
supposed, by some here, from his burly thick-set
figure, vast breadth between the ears, short neck,
and general cast of countenance, to have been, in
a prior state of existence, a man and a brother—and
that by no means of negro blood—who has
gained, in this his purgatorial stage of existence,
nothing save a well-earned tail. At all events,
more than one of us was impressed, at the first sight,
with the conviction that we had seen him before.