On March 30, the day after the prediction was to be fulfilled, there appeared in the newspapers a letter from a revenue officer giving the details of Partridge’s death, with the doings of the bailiff and the coffin maker; and on the following morning appeared an elaborate “Elegy of Mr. Partridge.”  When poor Partridge, who suddenly found himself without customers, published a denial of the burial, Swift answered with an elaborate “Vindication of Isaac Bickerstaff,” in which he proved by astrological rules that Partridge was dead, and that the man now in his place was an impostor trying to cheat the heirs out of their inheritance.

This ferocious joke is suggestive of all Swift’s satires.  Against any case of hypocrisy or injustice he sets up a remedy of precisely the same kind, only more atrocious, and defends his plan with such seriousness that the satire overwhelms the reader with a sense of monstrous falsity.  Thus his solemn “Argument to prove that the Abolishing of Christianity may be attended with Some Inconveniences” is such a frightful satire upon the abuses of Christianity by its professed followers that it is impossible for us to say whether Swift intended to point out needed reforms, or to satisfy his conscience,[190] or to perpetrate a joke on the Church, as he had done on poor Partridge.  So also with his “Modest Proposal,” concerning the children of Ireland, which sets up the proposition that poor Irish farmers ought to raise children as dainties, to be eaten, like roast pigs, on the tables of prosperous Englishmen.  In this most characteristic work it is impossible to find Swift or his motive.  The injustice under which Ireland suffered, her perversity in raising large families to certain poverty, and the indifference of English politicians to her suffering and protests are all mercilessly portrayed; but why?  That is still the unanswered problem of Swift’s life and writings.

Swift’s two greatest satires are his Tale of a Tub and Gulliver’s Travels.  The Tale began as a grim exposure of the alleged weaknesses of three principal forms of religious belief, Catholic, Lutheran, and Calvinist, as opposed to the Anglican; but it ended in a satire upon all science and philosophy.

Swift explains his whimsical title by the custom of mariners in throwing out a tub to a whale, in order to occupy the monster’s attention and divert it from an attack upon the ship,—­which only proves how little Swift knew of whales or sailors.  But let that pass.  His book is a tub thrown out to the enemies of Church and State to keep them occupied from further attacks or criticism; and the substance of the argument is that all churches, and indeed all religion and science and statesmanship, are arrant hypocrisy.  The best known part of the book is the allegory of the old man who died and left a coat (which is Christian Truth) to each of his three sons, Peter, Martin, and Jack, with minute directions for