And whenso love of letters did inspire
Their gentle wits, and kindly wise desire, 830
     [Kindly:  Qu. kindle?]
That chieflie doth each noble minde adorne,
Then he would scoffe at learning, and eke scorne
The sectaries thereof, as people base
     [Sectaries, followers.]
And simple men, which never came in place
Of worlds affaires, but, in darke corners mewd, 835
Muttred of matters as their bookes them shewd,
Ne other knowledge ever did attaine,
But with their gownes their gravitie maintaine. 
From them he would his impudent lewde speach
Against Gods holie ministers oft reach, 840
And mocke divines and their profession. 
What else then did he by progression,
But mocke High God himselfe, whom they professe? 
But what car’d he for God, or godlinesse? 
All his care was himselfe how to advaunce, 845
And to uphold his courtly countenaunce
By all the cunning meanes he could devise;
“Were it by honest wayes, or otherwise,
He made small choyce:  yet sure his honestie
Got him small gaines, but shameles flatterie, 850
And filthie brocage, and unseemly shifts,
     [Brocage, pimping.]
And borowe base, and some good ladies gifts.
     [Borowe, pledging.]
But the best helpe, which chiefly him sustain’d,
Was his man Raynolds purchase which he gain’d: 
     [Purchase, booty.]
For he was school’d by kinde in all the skill 855
     [Kinde, nature.]
Of close conveyance, and each practise ill
Of coosinage and cleanly knaverie,
     [Cleanly, neat, skillful.]
Which oft maintain’d his masters braverie. 
Besides, he usde another slipprie slight,
In taking on himselfe, in common sight, 860
False personages fit for everie sted,
With which he thousands cleanly coosined: 
Now like a merchant, merchants to deceave,
With whom his credite he did often leave
In gage for his gay masters hopelesse dett:  865
Now like a lawyer, when he land would lett,
Or sell fee-simples in his masters name,
Which he had never, nor ought like the same;
Then would he be a broker, and draw in
Both wares and money, by exchange to win:  870
Then would he seeme a farmer, that would sell
Bargaines of woods, which he did lately fell,
Or corne, or cattle, or such other ware,
Thereby to coosin men not well aware: 
Of all the which there came a secret fee 875
To th’Ape, that he his countenaunce might bee. 
Besides all this, he us’d oft to beguile
Poore suters that in court did haunt some while: 
For he would learne their busines secretly,
And then informe his master hastely,