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You know me free from all disguise;
My honour as my life I prize.’
By talk like this, from all mistrust
The dog was cured, and thought him just.
As on a time the fox held forth
On conscience, honesty, and worth,
Sudden he stopp’d; he cocked his ear;
And dropp’d his brushy tail with fear.
’Bless us! the hunters are abroad—
What’s all that clatter on the road?’
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‘Hold,’ says the dog, ’we’re safe from harm;
’Twas nothing but a false alarm.
At yonder town, ’tis market day;
Some farmer’s wife is on the way;
’Tis so, (I know her pyebald mare)
Dame Dobbins, with her poultry ware.’
Reynard grew huff. Says he, ’This sneer
From you I little thought to hear.
Your meaning in your looks I see;
Pray, what’s Dame Dobbins, friend, to me?
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Did I e’er make her poultry thinner?
Prove that I owe the Dame a dinner.’
‘Friend,’ quoth the cur, ’I meant no harm;
Then, why so captious? why so warm?
My words in common acceptation,
Could never give this provocation.
No lamb (for ought I ever knew)
May be more innocent than you.’
At this, galled Reynard winced and swore
Such language ne’er was given before:
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’What’s lamb to me? the saucy hint—
Show me, base knave, which way you squint,
If t’other night your master lost
Three lambs, am I to pay the cost?
Your vile reflections would imply
That I’m the thief. You dog, you lie.’
‘Thou knave, thou fool,’ the dog replied,
’The name is just, take either side;
Thy guilt these applications speak;
Sirrah,’tis conscience makes you squeak.’
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So saying, on the fox he flies,
The self-convicted felon dies.
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FABLE II.
THE VULTURE, THE SPARROW, AND OTHER BIRDS.
TO A FRIEND IN THE COUNTRY.
Ere I begin, I must premise
Our ministers are good and wise;
So, though malicious tongues apply,
Pray what care they, or what care I?
If I am free with courts;
be’t known,
I ne’er presume to mean our own.
If general morals seem to joke
On ministers, and such like folk,
A captious fool may take offence;
What then? he knows his own pretence.
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I meddle with no state affairs,
But spare my jest to save my ears.
Our present schemes are too profound,
For Machiavel himself to sound:
To censure them I’ve no pretension;
I own they’re past my comprehension.
You say your brother
wants a place,
(’Tis many a younger brother’s
case,)
And that he very soon intends
To ply the Court, and tease his friends.
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If there his merits chance to find