What whispers must the beauty bear!
What hourly nonsense haunts her ear!
Where’er her eyes dispense their
charms,
Impertinence around her swarms.
Did not the tender nonsense strike,
Contempt and scorn might soon dislike.
Forbidding airs might thin the place,
The slightest flap a fly can chase.
But who can drive the numerous breed?
Chase one, another will succeed.
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Who knows a fool, must know his brother;
One fop will recommend another:
And with this plague she’s rightly
curs’d,
Because she listened to the first.
As Doris, at her toilet’s
duty,
Sat meditating on her beauty,
She now was pensive, now was gay,
And lolled the sultry hours away.
As thus in indolence she lies,
A giddy wasp around her flies.
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He now advances, now retires,
Now to her neck and cheek aspires.
Her fan in vain defends her charms;
Swift he returns, again alarms;
For by repulse he bolder grew,
Perched on her lip, and sipp’d the
dew.
She frowns, she frets.
‘Good God!’ she cries,
’Protect me from these teasing flies!
Of all the plagues that heaven hath sent,
A wasp is most impertinent.’
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The hovering insect
thus complained:
’Am I then slighted, scorned, disdained?
Can such offence your anger wake?
’Twas beauty caused the bold mistake.
Those cherry lips that breathe perfume,
That cheek so ripe with youthful bloom,
Made me with strong desire pursue
The fairest peach that ever grew.’
‘Strike him not,
Jenny,’ Doris cries,
’Nor murder wasps like vulgar flies:
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For though he’s free (to do him
right)
The creature’s civil and polite.’
In ecstacies away he posts;
Where’er he came, the favour boasts;
Brags how her sweetest tea he sips,
And shows the sugar on his lips.
The hint alarmed the
forward crew;
Sure of success, away they flew.
They share the dainties of the day,
Round her with airy music play;
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And now they flutter, now they rest,
Now soar again, and skim her breast.
Nor were they banished, till she found
That wasps have stings, and felt the wound.
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FABLE IX.
THE BULL AND THE MASTIFF.
Seek you to train your fav’rite
boy?
Each caution, every care employ:
And ere you venture to confide,
Let his preceptor’s heart be tried:
Weigh well his manners, life, and scope;
On these depends thy future hope.
As on a time, in peaceful
reign,
A bull enjoyed the flowery plain,
A mastiff passed; inflamed with ire,
His eye-balls shot indignant fire;
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He foamed, he raged with thirst of blood