I began on an alguazil (constable) in a pleurisy; he was condemned to be bled with the utmost rigor of the law, at the same time that the system was to be replenished copiously with water.  Next I made a lodgment in the veins of a gouty pastry-cook, who roared like a lion by reason of gouty spasms.  I stood on no more ceremony with his blood than with that of the alguazil, and laid no restriction on his taste for simple liquids.  My prescriptions brought me in twelve reales (shillings)—­an incident so auspicious in my professional career that I only wished for the plagues of Egypt on all the hale citizens of Valladolid.

I was no sooner at home than Dr. Sangrado came in.  I talked to him about the patients I had seen, and paid into his hands eight reales of the twelve I had received for my prescriptions.

“Eight reales!” said he, as he counted them.  “Mighty little for two visits!  But we must take things as we find them.”  In the spirit of taking things as he found them, he laid violent hands on six of the coins, giving me the other two.  “Here, Gil Blas,” continued he, “see what a foundation to build upon.  I make over to you the fourth of all you may bring me.  You will soon feather your nest, my friend; for, by the blessing of Providence, there will be a great deal of ill-health this year.”

I had reason to be content with my dividend; since, having determined to keep back the third part of what I recovered in my rounds, and afterward touching another fourth of the remainder, then half of the whole, if arithmetic is anything more than a deception, would become my perquisite.  This inspired me with new zeal for my profession.

The next day, as soon as I had dined, I resumed my medical paraphernalia and took the field once more.  I visited several patients on the list, and treated their several complaints in one invariable routine.  Hitherto things had gone well, and no one, thank Heaven, had risen up in rebellion against my prescriptions.  But let a physician’s cures be as extraordinary as they will, some quack or other is always ready to rip up his reputation.

I was called in to a grocer’s son in a dropsy.  Whom should I find there before me but a little black-looking physician, by name Dr. Cuchillo, introduced by a relation of the family.  I bowed round most profoundly, but dipped lowest to the personage whom I took to have been invited to a consultation with me.

He returned my compliment with a distant air; then, having stared me in the face for a few seconds, “Sir,” said he, “I beg pardon for being inquisitive; I thought I was acquainted with all my brethren in Valladolid, but I confess your physiognomy is altogether new.  You must have been settled but a short time in town.”

I avowed myself a young practitioner, acting as yet under direction of Dr. Sangrado.

“I wish you joy,” replied he politely; “you are studying under a great man.  You must doubtless have seen a vast deal of sound practise, young as you appear to be.”