“’ Wunnerful affectionate old dog, ain’t you, Joseph?’ ses Bob.

“‘He’s got a kind eye,’ ses Mr. Bunnett.

“‘He’s like another child to me, ain’t you, my pretty?’ ses Bob, smiling at ’im and feeling in ’is pocket.  ‘Here you are, old chap.’

“He threw down a biskit so sudden that Joseph, thinking it was a stone, went off like a streak o’ lightning with ’is tail between ’is legs and yelping his ‘ardest.  Most men would ha’ looked a bit foolish, but Bob Pretty didn’t turn a hair.

“‘Ain’t it wunnerful the sense they’ve got,’ he ses to Mr. Bunnett, wot was still staring arter the dog.

“‘Sense?’ ses the old gen’leman.

“‘Yes,’ ses Bob smiling.  ’His food ain’t been agreeing with ’im lately and he’s starving hisself for a bit to get round agin, and ’e knew that ‘e couldn’t trust hisself alongside o’ this biskit.  Wot a pity men ain’t like that with beer.  I wish as ’ow Bill Chambers and Henery Walker and a few more ’ad been ‘ere just now.’

“Mr. Bunnett agreed with ’im, and said wot a pity it was everybody ’adn’t got Bob Pretty’s commonsense and good feeling.

“‘It ain’t that,’ ses Bob, shaking his ’ead at him; ’it ain’t to my credit.  I dessay if Sam Jones and Peter Gubbins, and Charlie Stubbs and Dicky Weed ’ad been brought up the same as I was they’d ’ave been a lot better than wot I am.’

“He bid Mr. Bunnett good-bye becos ’e said he’d got to get back to ’is work, and Mr. Bunnett had ’ardly got ’ome afore Henery Walker turned up full of anxiousness to ask his advice about five little baby kittens wot ’is old cat had found in the wash-place:  the night afore.

“‘Drownd them little innercent things, same as most would do, I can’t,’ he ses, shaking his ’ead; ’but wot to do with ’em I don’t know.’

“’Couldn’t you find ’omes for ’em?’ ses Mr. Bunnett.

“Henery Walker shook his ’ead agin. ‘’Tain’t no use thinking o’ that,’ he ses.  ’There’s more cats than ’omes about ‘ere’.  Why, Bill Chambers drownded six o’ny last week right afore the eyes of my pore little boy.  Upset ‘im dreadful it did.’

“Mr. Bunnett walked up and down the room thinking.  ’We must try and find ’omes for ’em when they are old enough,’ he says at last; ’I’ll go round myself and see wot I can do for you.’

“Henery Walker thanked ’im and went off ‘ome doing a bit o’ thinking; and well he ‘ad reason to.  Everybody wanted one o’ them kittens.  Peter Gubbins offered for to take two, and Mr. Bunnett told Henery Walker next day that ‘e could ha’ found ’omes for ’em ten times over.

“’You’ve no idea wot fine, kind-’arted people they are in this village when their ‘arts are touched,’ he ses, smiling at Henery.  ’You ought to ’ave seen Mr. Jones’s smile when I asked ’im to take one.  It did me good to see it.  And I spoke to Mr. Chambers about drowning ’is kittens, and he told me ’e hadn’t slept a wink ever since.  And he offered to take your old cat to make up for it, if you was tired of keeping it.