“That’s enough about your skin,” interrupted Mr. Kidd, rudely.

“If you ain’t all of you gone before I count ten,” said Mrs. Gibbs, in a suppressed voice, “I’ll scream.  ’Ow dare you come into a respectable woman’s place and talk about your skins?  Are you going?  One!  Two!  Three!  Four!  Five!”

Her voice rose with each numeral; and Mr. Gibbs himself led the way downstairs, and, followed by his friends, slipped nimbly round the corner.

“It’s a wonder she didn’t rouse the whole ’ouse,” he said, wiping his brow on his sleeve; “and where should we ha’ been then?  I thought at the time it was a mistake you making me ’ave my whiskers off, but I let you know best.  She’s never seen me without ’em.  I ’ad a remarkable strong growth when I was quite a boy.  While other boys was—­”

“Shut-up!” vociferated Mr. Kidd.

“Sha’n’t!” said Mr. Gibbs, defiantly.  “I’ve ’ad enough of being away from my comfortable little ’ome and my wife; and I’m going to let ’em start growing agin this very night.  She’ll never reckernize me without ’em, that’s certain.”

“He’s right, Bob,” said Mr. Brown, with conviction.

“D’ye mean to tell me we’ve got to wait till ’is blasted whiskers grow?” cried Mr. Kidd, almost dancing with fury.  “And go on keeping ’im in idleness till they do?”

“You’ll get it all back out o’ my share,” said Mr. Gibbs, with dignity.  “But you can please yourself.  If you like to call it quits now, I don’t mind.”

Mr. Brown took his seething friend aside, and conferred with him in low but earnest tones.  Mr. Gibbs, with an indifferent air, stood by whistling softly.

“’Ow long will they take to grow?” inquired Mr. Kidd, turning to him with a growl.

Mr. Gibbs shrugged his shoulders.  “Can’t say,” he replied; “but I should think two or three weeks would be enough for ’er to reckernize me by.  If she don’t, we must wait another week or so, that’s all.”

“Well, there won’t be much o’ your share left, mind that,” said Mr. Kidd, glowering at him.

“I can’t help it,” said Mr. Gibbs.  “You needn’t keep reminding me of it.”

They walked the rest of the way in silence; and for the next fortnight Mr. Gibbs’s friends paid nightly visits to note the change in his appearance, and grumble at its slowness.

“We’ll try and pull it off to-morrow night,” said Mr. Kidd, at the end of that period.  “I’m fair sick o’ lending you money.”

Mr. Gibbs shook his head and spoke sagely about not spoiling the ship for a ha’porth o’ tar; but Mr. Kidd was obdurate.

“There’s enough for ’er to reckernize you by,” he said, sternly, “and we don’t want other people to.  Meet us at the Monument at eight o’clock to-morrow night, and we’ll get it over.”

“Give your orders,” said Mr. Gibbs, in a nasty voice.

“Keep your ’at well over your eyes,” commanded Mr. Kidd, sternly.  “Put them spectacles on wot I lent you, and it wouldn’t be a bad idea if you tied your face up in a piece o’ red flannel.”