And then he found himself before the mangle, this time receiving the cuffs an editor of a magazine was feeding from the other side.  Each cuff was a check, and Martin went over them anxiously, in a fever of expectation, but they were all blanks.  He stood there and received the blanks for a million years or so, never letting one go by for fear it might be filled out.  At last he found it.  With trembling fingers he held it to the light.  It was for five dollars.  “Ha!  Ha!” laughed the editor across the mangle.  “Well, then, I shall kill you,” Martin said.  He went out into the wash-room to get the axe, and found Joe starching manuscripts.  He tried to make him desist, then swung the axe for him.  But the weapon remained poised in mid-air, for Martin found himself back in the ironing room in the midst of a snow-storm.  No, it was not snow that was falling, but checks of large denomination, the smallest not less than a thousand dollars.  He began to collect them and sort them out, in packages of a hundred, tying each package securely with twine.

He looked up from his task and saw Joe standing before him juggling flat-irons, starched shirts, and manuscripts.  Now and again he reached out and added a bundle of checks to the flying miscellany that soared through the roof and out of sight in a tremendous circle.  Martin struck at him, but he seized the axe and added it to the flying circle.  Then he plucked Martin and added him.  Martin went up through the roof, clutching at manuscripts, so that by the time he came down he had a large armful.  But no sooner down than up again, and a second and a third time and countless times he flew around the circle.  From far off he could hear a childish treble singing:  “Waltz me around again, Willie, around, around, around.”

He recovered the axe in the midst of the Milky Way of checks, starched shirts, and manuscripts, and prepared, when he came down, to kill Joe.  But he did not come down.  Instead, at two in the morning, Maria, having heard his groans through the thin partition, came into his room, to put hot flat-irons against his body and damp cloths upon his aching eyes.

CHAPTER XXVI

Martin Eden did not go out to hunt for a job in the morning.  It was late afternoon before he came out of his delirium and gazed with aching eyes about the room.  Mary, one of the tribe of Silva, eight years old, keeping watch, raised a screech at sight of his returning consciousness.  Maria hurried into the room from the kitchen.  She put her work-calloused hand upon his hot forehead and felt his pulse.

“You lika da eat?” she asked.

He shook his head.  Eating was farthest from his desire, and he wondered that he should ever have been hungry in his life.

“I’m sick, Maria,” he said weakly.  “What is it?  Do you know?”

“Grip,” she answered.  “Two or three days you alla da right.  Better you no eat now.  Bimeby plenty can eat, to-morrow can eat maybe.”