NURSE.
She’ll none, she thanks you, sir.
GRIPE. Will she none? Why, how now, I say? What, you puling, peevish thing, you untoward baggage, will you not be ruled by your father? Have I taken care to bring you up to this, and will you do as you list? Away, I say; hang, starve, beg; begone, pack, I say; out of my sight! Thou never gettest pennyworth of my goods for this. Think on’t, I do not use to jest. Begone, I say; I will not hear thee speak.
[Exeunt LELIA and NURSE.
CHURMS.
I pray you, sir, patient yourself; she’s young.
GRIPE. I hold my life, this beggarly scholar
hankers about her still, makes her so untoward.
But I’ll home; I’ll set her a harder task.
I’ll keep her in, and look to her a little better
than I ha’ done. I’ll make her have
little mind of gadding, I warrant her. Come, neighbour,
send your son to my house, for he’s welcome
thither, and shall be welcome; and I’ll make
Lelia bid him welcome too, ere I ha’ done with
her. Come, Peter, follow us.
[Exeunt
all but CHURMS.
CHURNS. Why, this is excellent: better and better still. This is beyond expectation; why, now this gear begins to work. But, beshrew my heart, I was afraid that Lelia would have yielded. When I saw her father take her by the hand and call me for a witness, my heart began to quake; but, to say the truth, she had little reason to take a cullian lug-loaf, milksop slave, when she may have a lawyer, a gentleman that stands upon his reputation in the country, one whose diminutive defect of law may compare with his little learning. Well, I see that Churms must be the man must carry Lelia, when all’s done.
Enter ROBIN GOODFELLOW.
ROBIN GOODFELLOW. How now, Master Churms? What news abroad? Methinks you look very spruce; y’are very frolic now a-late.
CHURMS. What, fellow Robin? How goes the squares with you? Y’are waxen very proud a-late; you will not know your own friends.
ROBIN GOODFELLOW.
Faith, I even came to seek you, to bestow a quart
of wine of you.
CHURMS.
That’s strange; you were never wont to be so
liberal.
ROBIN GOODFELLOW.
Tush, man; one good turn asks another; clear gains,
man, clear gains!
Peter Plod-all shall pay for all. I have gulled
him once, and I’ll come
over him again and again, I warrant ye.
CHURMS.
Faith, Lelia has e’en given him the doff[148]
here, and has made her
father almost stark-mad.
ROBIN GOODFELLOW.
O, all the better; then I shall be sure of more of
his custom. But what
success have you in your suit with her?
CHURMS.
Faith, all hitherto goes well. I have made the
motion to her, but as yet
we are grown to no conclusion. But I am in very
good hope.
ROBIN GOODFELLOW.
But do you think you shall get her father’s
goodwill?
CHURMS. Tut, if I get the wench, I care not for that; that will come afterward; and I’ll be sure of something in the meantime, for I have outlawed a great number of his debtors, and I’ll gather up what money I can amongst them, and Gripe shall never know of it neither.