You’ve squandered untold millions
On the filthy Philippines,
But you always made Alaskans
Go and rustle for their beans.
And your black and tan possessions
Tho they’ve cost you quite a few
Can never be depended on,
While we’d go thru Hell for you.
We’re quite unused to luxuries
And we’ve always played alone,
When we asked for help to build our trails
You handed us a stone.
You’ve four-flushed on the railroads
But we don’t care a damn,
If they monkey with the Eagle
we’re with you, uncle
Sam.
You gave us lief to make some laws
Then tied our hands behind;
That gift to us was just the same
As pictures to the blind.
Your laws all have a “joker,”
Made to catch some Sourdough,
And it’s hard to beat the game, Sam,
The way it’s framed up down below.
We’ve always been the dumping ground
For your political misfits,
But Sam, if you’re in trouble
We’re willing to call it “quits.”
We’ve never had an even break,
But we don’t care a damn;
If the Lion growls, remember this,
we’re with you, uncle
Sam.
We’re used to meeting troubles
And if you put us to the test
You’ll find Alaska loves you, Sam,
Far better than the rest.
But Sam, when this is over,
As morning follows night,
Pray give us your attention
And set some matters right.
We need some decent cable rates,
We need some decent mails,
We need some decent coast lights
And we need some decent trails.
You’ve given these to all the rest
But we don’t care a damn;
If it’s full grown men you’re needing
we’re with you, uncle
Sam.
HOW LONG?
As long as lure o’ placer gold
Brings North the best ye breed,
As long as tales of camps and trails
Are planted with your seed,
As long as red blood courses thru
And warms adventure’s sons,
They’ll sally forth, bound for the North,
Misfortune’s chosen ones.
As long as snow slides claim their toll
And glaciers split and rend,
And sweepers turn the flimsy craft
And trails come to an end;
As long as flashing Northern Lights
Flame in the Arctic sky,
Your boldest ones, your bravest sons
Come North to win or die.
As long as lust of wealth obtains
And gold will buy all things,
And bank accounts but mark the line
’Twixt shovel stiffs and kings;
As long as fancy rides free reined
And distant fields seem fair,
They’ll seek the ship and make the trip
To the land of Do and Dare.
As long as birds mate in the spring
And moose run in the fall,
And widows win the college youth
And hold his heart in thrall;
As long as chance for fortune’s smile
Can be centered in one throw,
This is the truth, the Nation’s youth
Will hear the call and go.