nursed them: she has, not without difficulty
and sorrow, fed them up to manhood, and even trained
them to crafts, so that one can weave, another build,
another hammer, and the weakest can stand under thirty
stone avoirdupois. Nevertheless, amid much weeping
and swearing, they are selected; all dressed in red;
and shipped away, at the public charges, some two
thousand miles, or say only to the south of Spain;
and fed there till wanted. And now to that same
spot, in the south of Spain, are thirty similar French
artisans, from a French Dumdrudge, in like manner
wending: till at length, after infinite effort,
the two parties come into actual juxtaposition; and
Thirty stands fronting Thirty, each with a gun in
his hand. Straightaway the word ‘Fire!’
is given; and they blow the souls out of one another;
and in place of sixty brisk useful craftsmen, the
world has sixty dead carcasses, which it must bury,
and anew shed tears for. Had these men any quarrel?
Busy as the Devil is, not the smallest! They
lived far enough apart; were the entirest strangers;
nay, in so wide a Universe, there was even, unconsciously,
by Commerce, some mutual helpfulness between them.
How then? Simpleton! their Governors had fallen
out; and instead of shooting one another, had the
cunning to make these poor blockheads shoot.—Alas,
so is it in Deutschland, and hitherto in all other
lands; still as of old, ’what devilry soever
Kings do, the Greeks must pay the piper!’—In
that fiction of the English Smollett, it is true,
the final Cessation of War is perhaps prophetically
shadowed forth; where the two Natural Enemies, in person,
take each a Tobacco-pipe, filled with Brimstone; light
the same, and smoke in one another’s faces,
till the weaker gives in: but from such predicted
Peace-Era, what blood-filled trenches, and contentious
centuries, may still divide us!”
Thus can the Professor, at least in lucid intervals,
look away from his own sorrows, over the many-colored
world, and pertinently enough note what is passing
there. We may remark, indeed, that for the matter
of spiritual culture, if for nothing else, perhaps
few periods of his life were richer than this.
Internally, there is the most momentous instructive
Course of Practical Philosophy, with Experiments,
going on; towards the right comprehension of which
his Peripatetic habits, favorable to Meditation, might
help him rather than hinder. Externally, again,
as he wanders to and fro, there are, if for the longing
heart little substance, yet for the seeing eye sights
enough in these so boundless Travels of his, granting
that the Satanic School was even partially kept down,
what an incredible knowledge of our Planet, and its
Inhabitants and their Works, that is to say, of all
knowable things, might not Teufelsdrockh acquire!