And so is now our witty [THOMAS] WILSON, who, for learning and extemporal wit in this faculty, is without compare or compeer; as to his great and eternal commendations, he manifested in his challenge at the Swan, on the Bank Side.

As ACHILLES tortured the dead body of HECTOR; and as ANTONIUS and his wife FULVIA tormented the lifeless corpse of CICERO; so GABRIEL HARVEY hath showed the same inhumanity to GREENE, that lies full low in his grave.

As EUPOLIS of Athens used great liberty in taxing the vices of men:  so doth THOMAS NASH.  Witness the brood of the HARVEYS!

As ACTAEON was worried of his own hounds:  so is TOM NASH of his Isle of Dogs.  Dogs were the death of EURIPIDES; but be not disconsolate, gallant young JUVENAL!  LINUS, the son of APOLLO, died the same death.  Yet GOD forbid that so brave a wit should so basely perish!  Thine are but paper dogs, neither is thy banishment like OVID’s, eternally to converse with the barbarous Getae.  Therefore comfort thyself, sweet TOM! with CICERO’s glorious return to Rome; and with the counsel AENEAS gives to his seabeaten soldiers, Lib 1, AEneid.

    Pluck up thine heart! and drive from thence both fear and care away! 
    To think on this, may pleasure be perhaps another day.
    Durato, et temet rebus servato secundis.

As ANACREON died by the pot:  so GEORGE PEELE, by the pox.

As ARCHESILAUS PRYTANOEUS perished by wine at a drunken feast, as HERMIPPUS testifieth in DIOGENES:  so ROBERT GREENE died by a surfeit taken of pickled herrings and Rhenish wine; as witnesseth THOMAS NASH, who was at the fatal banquet.

As JODELLE, a French tragical poet, being an epicure and an atheist, made a pitiful end:  so our tragical poet MARLOW, for his Epicurism and Atheism, had a tragical death; as you may read of this MARLOW more at large, in the Theatre of GOD’s judgments, in the 25th chapter, entreating of Epicures and Atheists.

As the poet LYCOPHRON was shot to death by a certain rival of his:  so CHRISTOPHER MARLOW was stabbed to death by a baudy Servingman, a rival of his, in his lewd love.

PAINTERS.

APELLES painted a mare and a dog so lively [lifelike], that horses and dogs passing by would neigh and bark at them.  He grew so famous for his excellent art, that great ALEXANDER came often to his shop to visit him, and commanded that none other should paint him.  At his death, he left VENUS unfinished; neither was any [one] ever found, that durst perfect what he had begun.

ZEUXIS was so excellent in painting, that it was easier for any man to view his pictures than to imitate them; who, to make an excellent table [picture], had five Agrigentine virgins naked by him.  He painted grapes so lively, that birds did fly to eat them.

PARRHASIUS painted a sheet [curtain] so artificially, that ZEUXIS took it for a sheet indeed; and commanded it to be taken away, to see the picture that he thought it had veiled.