for Tim Bobbin in his better moments, and for Sam
Slick in his unctuous periods; cares more for thoughts
than grammar; likes to rush out in a buster when the
spell is upon him; can either shout you into fits
or whisper you to sleep—is, in a word, a
virtuous and venerable “caution.”
He is the right kind of man for humble, queer-thinking;
determined, sincerely-singular Christians; is just
the sort of person you should hear when the “blues”
are on you; has much pathos, much fire, much uncurbed
virtue in him; is a sort of theological Bailey’s
Dictionary—rough, ready, outspoken, unconventional,
and funny; is a second Gadsby in oddness, and force,
and sincerity, but lacks Gadsby’s learning.
Unlike the bulk of parsons, Mr. Haworth does his own
marketing. You may see him almost any Saturday
in the market, with a huge orthodox basket in his
hand—a basket bulky, and made not for show,
but for holding things. He has no pride in him,
and thinks that a man shouldn’t be ashamed of
buying what he has to eat, and needn’t blush
if he has to carry home what he wants to digest.
His sermons in both manner and matter are essentially
Haworthian. There is no gilt, no mock modesty
in his style; there is to vapid sentimentalism in
the ideas he expounds. A broad, unshaven, every-day
Lancashire vigour pervades both; and what he can’t
make out he guesses at. In the pulpit he seems
earnest but uneasy— honest, but fidgetty
about his eyes, and legs. Watch him: he
preaches extemporaneously, but often peers up and winks,
and often looks down at his bible and squeezes his
eyes. He has a great predilection for turning
to the left—that he apparently thinks is
the right side for small appeals of a special character;
and when he gets back again, for the purpose of either
looking at his book or sending out a new idea, he
makes a short oscillating waddle—a sharp,
whimsical, wavy motion, as if he either wanted to get
his feet out of something or stir forward about half
an inch. He pitches his hands about with considerable
activity, and often flings himself suddenly into a
white-heat, tantrum of virtue, and the brethren like
him when be does this. He is original when stormy;
is refreshing when his temper is up. His style
is natural—is a reflection of himself—is
warm with life, is odd, and at times fierce through
the power of his sincerity. His illustrations
are all homely; his theories most original; his expressions
most honest and quaint. He has a fondness for
the Old Testament—likes to get into the
company of Isaiah, Jeremiah, &c.; sometimes touches
the hem of Habakkuk’s garment; and nods at a
distance occasionally at Joel and the other minor
prophets. We should like to see a Biblical Commentary
from his pen; it, would be immortal on account of
its straightforwardnsss and oddity. Adam Clarke
and Matthew Henry must sometimes turn over in their
graves when he expounds the more mysterious passages
of sacred writ. To no one does Mr. Haworth hold
the candle; he is candid to all, and pitches into