their imperfections) they humbly crave pardon, if
haply some of their terms have trod awry, or their
tongues stumbled unwittingly on any man’s content.
In much corn is some cockle; in a heap of coin here
and there a piece of copper: wit hath his dregs
as well as wine; words their waste, ink his blots,
every speech his parenthesis; poetical fury, as well
crabs as sweetings for his summer fruits.
Nemo sapit
omnibus horis. Their folly is deceased; their
fear is yet living. Nothing can kill an ass but
cold: cold entertainment, discouraging scoffs,
authorised disgraces, may kill a whole litter of young
asses of them here at once, that hath travelled thus
far in impudence, only in hope to sit a-sunning in
your smiles. The Romans dedicated a temple to
the fever quartan, thinking it some great god, because
it shook them so; and another to ill-fortune in Esquiliis,
a mountain in Rome, that it should not plague them
at cards and dice. Your grace’s frowns are
to them shaking fevers; your least disfavours the
greatest ill-fortune that may betide them. They
can build no temples but themselves and their best
endeavours, with all prostrate reverence, they here
dedicate and offer up wholly to your service.
Sis
bonus, O, faelixque tuis.[145] To make the gods
merry, the celestial clown Vulcan tuned his polt foot
to the measures of Apollo’s lute, and danced
a limping galliard in Jove’s starry hall:
to make you merry, that are gods of art and guides
unto heaven, a number of rude Vulcans, unwieldy speakers,
hammer-headed clowns (for so it pleaseth them in modesty
to name themselves) have set their deformities to
view, as it were in a dance here before you. Bear
with their wants; lull melancholy asleep with their
absurdities, and expect hereafter better fruits of
their industry. Little creatures often terrify
great beasts: the elephant flieth from a ram:
the lion from a cock and from fire; the crocodile
from all sea-fish; the whale from the noise of parched
bones. Light toys chase great cares: the
great fool
Toy hath marr’d the play.
Good night, gentlemen; I go.
[Let
him be carried away.[146]
WILL SUM. Is’t true, jackanapes? do you
serve me so? As sure as this coat is too short
for me, all the points of your hose for this are condemned
to my pocket, if you and I e’er play at span-counter
more. Valete, spectatores: pay for this
sport with a plaudite, and the next time the
wind blows from this corner, we will make you ten times
as merry.
Barbarus hic ego sum, quia non intelligor ulli.
THE DOWNFALL OF ROBERT EARL OF HUNTINGTON.
EDITION.
The Downfall of Robert Earle of Huntington, afterward
called Robin Hood of merrie Sherwodde; with his love
to chaste Matilda, the Lord Fitzwaters Daughter, afterwarde
his faire Maide Marian. Acted by the Right Honourable
the Earle of Notingham, Lord high Admirall of England,
his servants. Imprinted at London for William
Leake. 1601. 4to. B.L.