any thing he has done for Shakspeare. If I should
praise him, I should much more praise the nation who
paid him. He has not made Shakspeare better known[675];
he cannot illustrate Shakspeare; so I have reasons
enough against mentioning him, were reasons necessary.
There should be reasons for it.’
I spoke of Mrs. Montague’s very high praises
of Garrick[676]. JOHNSON. ’Sir, it
is fit she should say so much, and I should say nothing.
Reynolds is fond of her book, and I wonder at it;
for neither I, nor Beauclerk, nor Mrs. Thrale, could
get through it[677].’ Last night Dr. Johnson
gave us an account of the whole process of tanning
and of the nature of milk, and the various operations
upon it, as making whey, &c. His variety of information
is surprizing[678]; and it gives one much satisfaction
to find such a man bestowing his attention on the
useful arts of life. Ulinish was much struck
with his knowledge; and said, ’He is a great
orator, Sir; it is musick to hear this man speak.’
A strange thought struck me, to try if he knew any
thing of an art, or whatever it should be called, which
is no doubt very useful in life, but which lies far
out of the way of a philosopher and a poet; I mean
the trade of a butcher. I enticed him into the
subject, by connecting it with the various researches
into the manners and customs of uncivilized nations,
that have been made by our late navigators into the
South Seas. I began with observing, that Mr.
(now Sir Joseph) Banks tells us, that the art of slaughtering
animals was not known in Otaheite, for, instead of
bleeding to death their dogs, (a common food with
them,) they strangle them. This he told me himself;
and I supposed that their hogs were killed in the same
way. Dr. Johnson said, ’This must be owing
to their not having knives,—though they
have sharp stones with which they can cut a carcase
in pieces tolerably.’ By degrees, he shewed
that he knew something even of butchery. ’Different
animals (said he) are killed differently. An ox
is knocked down, and a calf stunned; but a sheep has
its throat cut, without any thing being done to stupify
it. The butchers have no view to the ease of
the animals, but only to make them quiet, for their
own safety and convenience. A sheep can give
them little trouble. Hales[679] is of opinion,
that every animal should be blooded, without having
any blow given to it, because it bleeds better.’
BOSWELL. ’That would be cruel.’
JOHNSON. ’No, Sir; there is not much pain,
if the jugular vein be properly cut.’ Pursuing
the subject, he said, the kennels of Southwark ran
with blood two or three days in the week; that he was
afraid there were slaughter-houses in more streets
in London than one supposes; (speaking with a kind
of horrour of butchering;) and, yet he added, ‘any
of us would kill a cow rather than not have beef.’
I said we could not. ’Yes, (said
he,) any one may. The business of a butcher is
a trade indeed, that is to say, there is an apprenticeship
served to it; but it may be learnt in a month[680].’