pounds; between simply taking a man’s purse,
and murdering him first, and then taking it.
But when one begins to be vicious, it is easy to go
on. Where single women are licentious, you rarely
find faithful married women.’ BOSWELL.
’And yet we are told that in some nations in
India, the distinction is strictly observed.’
JOHNSON. ’Nay, don’t give us India.
That puts me in mind of Montesquieu, who is really
a fellow of genius too in many respects; whenever
he wants to support a strange opinion, he quotes you
the practice of Japan or of some other distant country
of which he knows nothing. To support polygamy,
he tells you of the island of Formosa, where there
are ten women born for one man[583]. He had but
to suppose another island, where there are ten men
born for one woman, and so make a marriage between
them.[584]’ At supper, Lady Macleod mentioned
Dr. Cadogan’s book on the gout[585]. JOHNSON.
’It is a good book in general, but a foolish
one in particulars. It is good in general, as
recommending temperance and exercise, and cheerfulness.
In that respect it is only Dr. Cheyne’s book
told in a new way; and there should come out such
a book every thirty years, dressed in the mode of
the times. It is foolish, in maintaining that
the gout is not hereditary, and that one fit of it,
when gone, is like a fever when gone.’
Lady Macleod objected that the author does not practise
what he teaches[586]. JOHNSON. ’I
cannot help that, madam. That does not make his
book the worse. People are influenced more by
what a man says, if his practice is suitable to it,—because
they are blockheads. The more intellectual people
are, the readier will they attend to what a man tells
them. If it is just, they will follow it, be his
practice what it will. No man practises so well
as he writes. I have, all my life long, been
lying till noon[587]; yet I tell all young men, and
tell them with great sincerity, that nobody who does
not rise early will ever do any good. Only consider!
You read a book; you are convinced by it; you do not
know the authour. Suppose you afterwards know
him, and find that he does not practise what he teaches;
are you to give up your former conviction? At
this rate you would be kept in a state of equilibrium,
when reading every book, till you knew how the authour
practised.[588]’ ‘But,’ said Lady
M’Leod, ’you would think better of Dr.
Cadogan, if he acted according to his principles.’
JOHNSON. ’Why, Madam, to be sure, a man
who acts in the face of light, is worse than a man
who does not know so much; yet I think no man should
be the worse thought of for publishing good principles.
There is something noble in publishing truth, though
it condemns one’s self.[589]’ I expressed
some surprize at Cadogan’s recommending good
humour, as if it were quite in our own power to attain
it. JOHNSON. ’Why, Sir, a man grows
better humoured as he grows older. He improves
by experience. When young, he thinks himself of
great consequence, and every thing of importance.