The HOME SECRETARY has determined to put a stop to the practice of whistling for taxicabs in London.  It is suggested that he would confer a still greater boon on his fellow-townsmen if he would provide a few more taxis for them not to whistle for.

Mr. PETO complained once more of the refusal of the War Office to employ “manipulative surgeons” in the Army, and called in aid the testimony of Mr. HODGE, the Minister of Labour, as a proof of Mr. BARKER’S miraculous powers.  Sir WATSON CHEYNE, the newest Member of the House, pointed out that unfortunately all bone-setters were not BARKERS; and, fortified by this expert opinion, Mr. MACPHERSON declined to say more than that private soldiers might go to these unconventional practitioners at their own risk.

Wednesday, August 15th.—­Taking the view that a Corn Production Bill was intended to produce corn, Lord CHAPLIN made an effort to secure that the bounties should be paid in accordance with the crops harvested and not upon the acreage sown.  But the Government, unwilling to risk a quarrel with the other House at this late period of the Season, declined to accept the amendment.  The bounties therefore will fall, like the rain, upon good and bad land alike, though in the interests of the general taxpayer I trust not quite so heavily.

To take down the Ladies’ Grille, Sir ALFRED MONO informed the House, would only cost a matter of five pounds.  All the same I think there was some disappointment in certain quarters, including the gilded cage itself, that this momentous question should be disposed of without debate.  Several sparkling orations, teeming with wit and persiflage, were nipped in the bud.  A score of ungallant fellows, including several whom I should have diagnosed as ladies’ men, opposed the removal, but they were outnumbered eight to one.

Mr. WALTER LONG introduced a Bill to enable the Government to prospect for oil in the United Kingdom.  If this should necessitate the appointment of a Controller of Bores he will find abundance of work.

Contrary to expectation Mr. CHURCHILL succeeded in piloting the Munitions of War Bill through its remaining stages in double-quick time.  Its progress was facilitated by his willingness to abolish the leaving-certificate, which a workman hitherto had to procure before changing one job for another.  Having had unequalled experience in this respect he is convinced that the leaving-certificate is a useless formality.

Thursday, August 16.—­Owing to the House meeting at noon the usual time-limit for Questions did not apply.  Messrs. PRINGLE and HOGGE were especially active.  With a meaning glance in their direction the HOME SECRETARY, replying to a complaint of Mr. GULLAND that the representation of the Northern Kingdom would not be increased by the Representation of the People Bill, observed that he saw no sufficient reason for extending the number of Scottish Members.