I hopped onto the carpet and held my breath and shut my eyes and wished I was in the booking-office of my own section.  The very next instant a voice I knew sung out in a business kind of a way—­

“A harp and a hymn-book, pair of wings and a halo, size 13, for Cap’n Eli Stormfield, of San Francisco!—­make him out a clean bill of health, and let him in.”

I opened my eyes.  Sure enough, it was a Pi Ute Injun I used to know in Tulare County; mighty good fellow—­I remembered being at his funeral, which consisted of him being burnt and the other Injuns gauming their faces with his ashes and howling like wildcats.  He was powerful glad to see me, and you may make up your mind I was just as glad to see him, and feel that I was in the right kind of a heaven at last.

Just as far as your eye could reach, there was swarms of clerks, running and bustling around, tricking out thousands of Yanks and Mexicans and English and Arabs, and all sorts of people in their new outfits; and when they gave me my kit and I put on my halo and took a look in the glass, I could have jumped over a house for joy, I was so happy.  “Now this is something like!” says I.  “Now,” says I, “I’m all right—­show me a cloud.”

Inside of fifteen minutes I was a mile on my way towards the cloud-banks and about a million people along with me.  Most of us tried to fly, but some got crippled and nobody made a success of it.  So we concluded to walk, for the present, till we had had some wing practice.

We begun to meet swarms of folks who were coming back.  Some had harps and nothing else; some had hymn-books and nothing else; some had nothing at all; all of them looked meek and uncomfortable; one young fellow hadn’t anything left but his halo, and he was carrying that in his hand; all of a sudden he offered it to me and says—­

“Will you hold it for me a minute?”

Then he disappeared in the crowd.  I went on.  A woman asked me to hold her palm branch, and then she disappeared.  A girl got me to hold her harp for her, and by George, she disappeared; and so on and so on, till I was about loaded down to the guards.  Then comes a smiling old gentleman and asked me to hold his things.  I swabbed off the perspiration and says, pretty tart—­

“I’ll have to get you to excuse me, my friend,—­I ain’t no hat-rack.”

About this time I begun to run across piles of those traps, lying in the road.  I just quietly dumped my extra cargo along with them.  I looked around, and, Peters, that whole nation that was following me were loaded down the same as I’d been.  The return crowd had got them to hold their things a minute, you see.  They all dumped their loads, too, and we went on.