He got a balloon and sailed up and up and up, in front of a map that was as big as Rhode Island.  He went on up till he was out of sight, and by and by he came down and got something to eat and went up again.  To cut a long story short, he kept on doing this for a day or two, and finally he came down and said he thought he had found that solar system, but it might be fly-specks.  So he got a microscope and went back.  It turned out better than he feared.  He had rousted out our system, sure enough.  He got me to describe our planet and its distance from the sun, and then he says to his chief—­

“Oh, I know the one he means, now, sir.  It is on the map.  It is called the Wart.”

Says I to myself, “Young man, it wouldn’t be wholesome for you to go down there and call it the Wart.”

Well, they let me in, then, and told me I was safe forever and wouldn’t have any more trouble.

Then they turned from me and went on with their work, the same as if they considered my case all complete and shipshape.  I was a good deal surprised at this, but I was diffident about speaking up and reminding them.  I did so hate to do it, you know; it seemed a pity to bother them, they had so much on their hands.  Twice I thought I would give up and let the thing go; so twice I started to leave, but immediately I thought what a figure I should cut stepping out amongst the redeemed in such a rig, and that made me hang back and come to anchor again.  People got to eying me—­ clerks, you know—­wondering why I didn’t get under way.  I couldn’t stand this long—­it was too uncomfortable.  So at last I plucked up courage and tipped the head clerk a signal.  He says—­

“What! you here yet?  What’s wanting?”

Says I, in a low voice and very confidential, making a trumpet with my hands at his ear—­

“I beg pardon, and you mustn’t mind my reminding you, and seeming to meddle, but hain’t you forgot something?”

He studied a second, and says—­

“Forgot something? . . .  No, not that I know of.”

“Think,” says I.

He thought.  Then he says—­

“No, I can’t seem to have forgot anything.  What is it?”

“Look at me,” says I, “look me all over.”

He done it.

“Well?” says he.

“Well,” says I, “you don’t notice anything?  If I branched out amongst the elect looking like this, wouldn’t I attract considerable attention?—­wouldn’t I be a little conspicuous?”

“Well,” he says, “I don’t see anything the matter.  What do you lack?”

“Lack!  Why, I lack my harp, and my wreath, and my halo, and my hymn-book, and my palm branch—­I lack everything that a body naturally requires up here, my friend.”

Puzzled?  Peters, he was the worst puzzled man you ever saw.  Finally he says—­

“Well, you seem to be a curiosity every way a body takes you.  I never heard of these things before.”