it gives him of arriving there. That this danger
is not imaginary too many are able to testify.—Few
scenes in Rabelais are more exquisitely ludicrous than
that in which he pictures the monk Panurge in a storm
at sea. The oily ecclesiastic is terrified as
only a combination of hypocrite and coward can be;
and, in the extremity of his craven distress, he fancies
that any situation on shore, no matter how despicable,
would be paradise. So at length he whines, “Oh
that I were on dry land, and somebody kicking me!”
In a similar manner—similar, save that
farce deepens to tragedy—many a man in
America of opulent mental outfit, but with only a poor
wreck of a body to bear the precious cargo, must often
have been tempted to cry, “Oh that I had a sound
digestion, and were some part of a dunce!” In
truth, we are a nation of health-hunters, betraying
the want by the search. It were to be wished
that an accurate computation could be made how much
money has been paid in the United States, within a
score of years, for patent medicines. It would
buy up a kingdom of respectable dimensions. So
eager is this health-hunger, that it bites at bare
hooks. The “advertising man” of Arnold’s
Globules offers his services as nostrum-puffer-general,
and appeals to past success as proof of his abilities
in this line. But Arnold’s Globules will
sell no whit the worse. Is the amiable Mr. Knox
right, after all? Doubtless, we answer, the American
organization is more easily disordered than the English,—just
as a railway-train running at forty miles an hour is
more liable to accident than one proceeding at twenty.
Besides, Americans have not learned to live as these
new circumstances require. The New Man is a clipper-ship,
that can run out of sight of land while one of the
old bluff-bowed, round-ribbed craft is creeping out
of port; but, from the very nature of his superiorities,
he is apt to be shorter-lived, and more likely to
spring a leak in the strain of a storm. He demands
nicer navigation. It will not do for him to beat
over sand-bars. Yet dinner-pilotage in this country
is reckless and unscientific to a degree. The
land is full of wrecks hopelessly snagged upon indigestible
diet. As yet, it is difficult to obtain a hearing
for precaution. Men answer you out of their past
experience,—much like a headstrong personage
who was about to attempt crossing a river in a boat
sure to sink. “You will drown, if you go
in that thing,” said a bystander. “Never
was drowned yet,” was the prompt retort; and
pushing off, he soon lost the opportunity to repeat
that boast! But this resistance is constantly
becoming less. Meantime, numbers of foreseeing
men are waking up, or are already awakened, to the
importance of recreation and physical culture,—members
of the clerical profession, to the credit of the craft
be it said, taking the lead. Messrs. Beecher,
Bellows, and Hale plead the cause of amusements; the
author of “Saints and their Bodies” celebrates
the uses and urges the need of athletic sports; gymnasia