revolution. A mote in my eye is bigger to me
than the biggest of Dr. Gould’s private planets.—Every
traveller is a self-taught entomologist.—Old
jokes are dynamometers of mental tension; an old joke
tells better among friends travelling than at home,—which
shows that their minds are in a state of diminished,
rather than increased vitality. There was a story
about “strahps to your pahnts,” which
was vastly funny to us fellows—on the road
from Milan to Venice.—
Coelum, non animum,—travellers
change their guineas, but not their characters.
The bore is the same, eating dates under the cedars
of Lebanon, as over a plate of baked beans in Beacon
Street.—Parties of travellers have a morbid
instinct for “establishing raws” upon
each other.—A man shall sit down with his
friend at the foot of the Great Pyramid and they will
take up the question they had been talking about under
“the great elm,” and forget all about Egypt.
When I was crossing the Po, we were all fighting about
the propriety of one fellow’s telling another
that his argument was
absurd; one maintaining
it to be a perfectly admissible logical term, as proved
by the phrase, “reductio ad absurdum”;
the rest badgering him as a conversational bully.
Mighty little we troubled ourselves for
Padus,
the Po, “a river broader and more rapid than
the Rhone,” and the times when Hannibal led
his grim Africans to its banks, and his elephants
thrust their trunks into the yellow waters over which
that pendulum ferry-boat was swinging back and forward
every ten minutes!
——Here are some of those reminiscences,
with morals prefixed, or annexed, or implied.
Lively emotions very commonly do not strike us full
in front, but obliquely from the side; a scene or
incident in undress often affects more than
one in full costume.
“Is this the mighty ocean?—is
this all?”
says the Princess in Gebir. The rush that should
have flooded my soul in the Coliseum did not come.
But walking one day in the fields about the city,
I stumbled over a fragment of broken masonry, and lo!
the World’s Mistress in her stone girdle—alta
maenia Romae—rose before me and whitened
my cheek with her pale shadow as never before or since.
I used very often, when coming home from my morning’s
work at one of the public institutions of Paris, to
stop in at the dear old church of St. Etienne du Mont.
The tomb of St. Genevieve, surrounded by burning candles
and votive tablets, was there; the mural tablet of
Jacobus Benignus Winslow was there; there was a noble
organ with carved figures; the pulpit was borne on
the oaken shoulders of a stooping Samson; and there
was a marvellous staircase like a coil of lace.
These things I mention from memory, but not all of
them together impressed me so much as an inscription
on a small slab of marble fixed in one of the walls.
It told how this church of St. Stephen was repaired
and beautified in the year 16**, and how, during the