yourself only fit to catch beetles; by which very
confession you will prove yourself fit for much finer
things than catching beetles; and meanwhile, as I
said before, you will be at least out of harm’s
way. At a foreign barrack once, the happiest
officer I met, because the most regularly employed,
was one who spent his time in collecting butterflies.
He knew nothing about them scientifically—not
even their names. He took them simply for their
wonderful beauty and variety; and in the hope, too—in
which he was really scientific—that if
he carefully kept every form which he saw, his collection
might be of use some day to entomologists at home.
A most pleasant gentleman he was; and, I doubt not,
none the worse soldier for his butterfly catching.
Commendable, also, in my eyes, was another officer—whom
I have not the pleasure of knowing— who,
on a remote foreign station, used wisely to escape
from the temptations of the world into an entirely
original and most pleasant hermitage. For finding—so
the story went—that many of the finest
insects kept to the tree-tops, and never came to ground
at all, he used to settle himself among the boughs
of some tree in the tropic forests, with a long-handled
net and plenty of cigars, and pass his hours in that
airy flower-garden, making dashes every now and then
at some splendid monster as it fluttered round his
head. His example need not be followed by every
one; but it must be allowed that—at least
as long as he was in his tree—he was neither
dawdling, grumbling, spending money, nor otherwise
harming himself, and perhaps his fellow-creatures,
from sheer want of employment.
One word more, and I have done. If I was allowed
to give one special piece of advice to a young officer,
whether of the army or navy, I would say: Respect
scientific men; associate with them; learn from them;
find them to be, as you will usually, the most pleasant
and instructive of companions—but always
respect them. Allow them chivalrously, you who
have an acknowledged rank, their yet unacknowledged
rank; and treat them as all the world will treat them
in a higher and truer state of civilisation.
They do not yet wear the Queen’s uniform; they
are not yet accepted servants of the State; as they
will be in some more perfectly organised and civilised
land: but they are soldiers nevertheless, and
good soldiers and chivalrous, fighting their nation’s
battle, often on even less pay than you, and with
still less chance of promotion and of fame, against
most real and fatal enemies—against ignorance
of the laws of this planet, and all the miseries which
that ignorance begets. Honour them for their
work; sympathise in it; give them a helping hand in
it whenever you have an opportunity—and
what opportunities you have, I have been trying to
sketch for you to-night; and more, work at it yourselves
whenever and wherever you can. Show them that
the spirit which animates them—the hatred
of ignorance and disorder, and of their bestial consequences—animates