The Money Moon eBook

Jeffery Farnol
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 250 pages of information about The Money Moon.

The Money Moon eBook

Jeffery Farnol
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 250 pages of information about The Money Moon.

“Start as low as you like, gentlemen!  I am offered a miserable fifteen shillings for a genuine, hand-painted—­”

“Sixteen!” this from a long, loose-limbed fellow with a patch over one eye, and another on his cheek.

“A pound!” said Adam, promptly.

“A guinea!” nodded he of the patches.

“Twenty-five shillin’s!” said Adam.

“At twenty-five shillings!” cried the Auctioneer, “any advance?—­a genuine, hand-painted, antique screen,—­going at twenty-five—­at twenty-five,—­going—­going—­gone!  To the large gentleman in the neckcloth, Theodore!”

“Theer be that Job Jagway, sir,” said Adam, leaning across the side-board to impart this information,—­“over yonder, Mr. Belloo sir,—­’im as was bidding for the screen,—­the tall chap wi’ the patches.  Two patches be pretty good, but I do wish as I’d give him a couple more, while I was about it, Mr. Belloo sir.”  Here, the Auctioneer’s voice put an end to Adam’s self-reproaches, and he turned back to the business in hand.

“The next lot I’m going to dispose of, gentlemen, is a fine set of six chairs with carved antique backs, and upholstered in tapestry.  Also two arm-chairs to match,—­wheel ’em out, Theodore!  Now what is your price for these eight fine pieces,—­look ’em over and bid accordingly.”

“Thirty shillings!” Again from the depths of the crowd.

“Ha! ha!—­you joke sir!” laughed the Auctioneer, rubbing his hands in his most jovial manner, “you joke!  I can’t see you, but you joke of course, and I laugh accordingly, ha! ha!  Thirty shillings for eight, fine, antique, tapestried, hand-carved chairs,—­Oh very good,—­excellent, upon my soul!”

“Three pound!” said the fiery-necked Corn-chandler.

“Guineas!” said the rat-eyed Parsons.

“Four pound!” nodded the Corn-chandler.

“Four pound ten!” roared Adam.

“Five!” nodded Grimes, edging away from Adam’s elbow.

“Six pound ten!” cried Adam.

“Seven!”—­from Parsons.

“Eight!” said Grimes.

“Ten!” roared Adam, growing desperate.

“Eleven!” said Grimes, beginning to mop at his neck again.

Adam hesitated; eleven pounds seemed so very much for those chairs, that he had seen Prudence and the rosy-cheeked maids dust regularly every morning, and then,—­it was not his money, after all.  Therefore Adam hesitated, and glanced wistfully towards a certain distant corner.

“At eleven,—­at eleven pounds!—­this fine suite of hand-carved antique chairs, at eleven pounds!—­at eleven!—­at eleven, going—­going!—­”

“Fifteen!” said a voice from the distant corner; whereupon Adam drew a great sigh of relief, while the Corn-chandler contorted himself in his efforts to glare at Bellew round the side-board.

“Fifteen pounds!” chanted the Auctioneer, “I have fifteen,—­I am given fifteen,—­any advance?  These eight antique chairs, going at fifteen!—­going! for the last time,—­going!—­gone!  Sold to the gentleman in the corner behind the side-board, Theodore.”

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