There may be a substitute somewhere in the world for Good Nature, but I do not know where it can be found.

The secret of salvation is this:  Keep Sweet.

An Alliance with Nature

My father is a doctor who has practised medicine for sixty-five years, and is still practising.

I am a doctor myself.

I am fifty years old; my father is eighty-five.  We live in the same house, and daily we ride horseback together or tramp thru the fields and woods.  To-day we did our little jaunt of five miles and back ’cross country.

I have never been ill a day—­never consulted a physician in a professional way, and in fact, never missed a meal through inability to eat.  As for the author of the author of A Message to Garcia, he holds, esoterically, to the idea that the hot pedaluvia and small doses of hop tea will cure most ailments that are curable, and so far all of his own ails have been curable—­a point he can prove.

The value of the pedaluvia lies in the fact that it tends to equalize circulation, not to mention the little matter of sanitation; and the efficacy of the hops lies largely in the fact that they are bitter and disagreeable to take.

Both of these prescriptions give the patient the soothing thought that something is being done for him, and at the very worst can never do him serious harm.

My father and I are not fully agreed on all of life’s themes, so existence for us never resolves itself into a dull, neutral gray.  He is a Baptist and I am a Vegetarian.  Occasionally he refers to me as “callow,” and we have daily resorts to logic to prove prejudices, and history is searched to bolster the preconceived, but on the following important points we stand together, solid as one man: 

First.  Ninety-nine people out of a hundred who go to a physician have no organic disease, but are merely suffering from some symptom of their own indiscretion.

Second.  Individuals who have diseases, nine times out of ten, are suffering only from the accumulated evil effects of medication.

Third.  Hence we get the proposition:  Most diseases are the result of medication which has been prescribed to relieve and take away a beneficent and warning symptom on the part of wise Nature.

Most of the work of doctors in the past has been to prescribe for symptoms; the difference between actual disease and a symptom being something that the average man does not even yet know.

And the curious part is that on these points all physicians, among themselves, are fully agreed.  What I say here being merely truism, triteness and commonplace.

Last week, in talking with an eminent surgeon in Buffalo, he said, “I have performed over a thousand operations of laparotomy, and my records show that in every instance, excepting in cases of accident, the individual was given to what you call the ‘Beecham Habit.’”