to be read.” After it has been read it
receives one or two marks with a red-lead pencil,
after which it is deposited in pigeon-hole No. 1.
Now no document ever lodges for a shorter time than
a month in pigeon-hole No. 1; and if at the end of
that period it should happen to be removed, the clerk
lays by his novel or tooth-pick, as the case may be,
and puts one or two blue marks upon the back of it.
When we consider that there are all the way from six
to twenty pigeon-holes, by a simple process of arithmetic
we can get approximately near the period which it
takes the poor half-breed’s prayer to get from
pigeon-hole Alpha to pigeon-hole Omega. But during
the process the back of the squatter’s application
has become a work of art. It is simply delightful
to look upon. It not alone contains memoranda
and hieroglyphics made in red and blue pen-pencil but
it is also beautified by marks made upon it in carmine
ink, in ink “la brillanza,” an azure blue
ink, in myrtle green ink, in violette noire; but never,
it must be said to the credit of the department, in
common black. But all these colours are worthless
indeed, viewed from any point of view, compared with
its other acquisitions. Solomon himself in all
his glory was never decked out more gorgeously than
this poor half-breed’s greasy sheet of foolscap
is at the end of its journey through the pigeon-holes.
The prime minister of the Crown in all his pomp of
imperial orders has not so many ribbons as this poor
vagabond’s claim. Sometimes it is swathed
in crimson tyings, sometimes in scarlet, now and again
in magenta; and I am very happy to be able to say
that pink and two very exquisite shades of blue known
as birds-egg and cobalt have lately been introduced.
Of course the half-breed complains when the weeks
have swelled into months, and the months have got
out of their teens, that he has heard no answer to
his prayer; but the rascal should try to consider
that his document has to make its voyage through the
pigeon holes.
In this way there has been much heartburning, and
many curses against officialdom and red-tape.
While the back of the application is being turned
out a christmas card, a stray immigrant comes along,
and the squatter half-breed has once more to go back
for a new camping-ground.
But there is something to be said—this
time I am serious—for the Department in
the matter, though not a very great deal. A number
of the half-breeds, though a small, a very, very small
proportion of the whole, are restless vagabonds, who
squat upon lands with no intention of remaining permanently,
but only with the object of speculation by selling
their scrip, leaving the neighbourhood, taking up
another lot, and receiving in like manner disposable
scrip again. But the officers of the North-West
must know that the half-breed people, in general,
are constant-working, and are desirous of achieving
comfort, and of affluence. Yet because of the
acts of a few unprincipled, lazy wanderers, some will
seek to convey the impression that the conduct of the
small few is a type of the methods of all.