“I am glad you think so, doctor,” cried the delighted Mr. Haughton; I was afraid I recollected your advising your son never to dance nor to play at games of chance.”
“You thought right, my friend,” said the doctor, laying down his newspaper; “I did give that advice to Frank, whom you will please to remember is now rector of Bolton. I do not object to dancing as not innocent in itself or as an elegant exercise; but it is like drinking, generally carried to excess: now as a Christian I am opposed to all excesses; the music and company lead to intemperance in the recreation, and they often induce neglect of duties—but so may anything else.”
“I like a game of whist, doctor, greatly,” said Mr. Haughton; “but observing that you never play, and recollecting your advice to Mr. Francis, I have forbidden cards when you are my guest”
“I thank you for the compliment, good sir,” replied the doctor, with a smile; “still I would much rather see you play cards than hear you talk scandal, as you sometimes do.”
“Scandal!” echoed Mr. Haughton.
“Ay, scandal,” said the doctor, coolly, “such as the remark you made the last time, which was only yesterday, I called to see you. You accused Sir Edward of being wrong in letting that poacher off so easily; the baronet, you said, did not shoot himself, and did not know how to prize game as he ought.”
“Scandal, Doctor—do you call that scandal? why I told Sir Edward so himself, two or three times.”
“I know you did, and that was rude.”
“Rude! I hope sincerely Sir Edward has put no such construction on it?”
The baronet smiled kindly, and shook his head.
“Because the baronet chooses to forgive your offences, it does not alter their nature,” said the doctor, gravely: “no, you must repent and amend; you impeached his motives for doing a benevolent act, and that I call scandal.”
“Why, doctor, I was angry the fellow should be let loose; he is a pest to all the game in the county, and every sportsman will tell you so—here, Mr. Moseley, you know Jackson, the poacher.”
“Oh! a poacher is an intolerable wretch!” cried Captain Jarvis.
“Oh! a poacher,” echoed John, looking drolly at Emily, “hang all poachers.”
“Poacher or no poacher, does not alter the scandal,” said the doctor; “now let me tell you, good sir, I would rather play at fifty games of whist than make one such speech, unless indeed it interfered with my duties; now, sir, with your leave I’ll explain myself as to my son. There is an artificial levity about dancing that adds to the dignity of no man: from some it may detract: a clergyman for instance is supposed to have other things to do, and it might hurt him in the opinions of those with whom his influence is necessary, and impair his usefulness; therefore a clergyman should never dance. In the same way with cards; they are the common instruments of gambling, and an odium is attached to them on that account; women and clergymen must respect the prejudices of mankind in some cases, or lose their influence in society.”