when South Sea hopes were young—(he was
indeed equal to the wielding of any the most intricate
accounts of the most flourishing company in these or
those days):—but to a genuine accountant
the difference of proceeds is as nothing. The
fractional farthing is as dear to his heart as the
thousands which stand before it. He is the true
actor, who, whether his part be a prince or a peasant,
must act it with like intensity. With Tipp form
was every thing. His life was formal. His
actions seemed ruled with a ruler. His pen was
not less erring than his heart. He made the best
executor in the world: he was plagued with incessant
executorships accordingly, which excited his spleen
and soothed his vanity in equal ratios. He would
swear (for Tipp swore) at the little orphans, whose
rights he would guard with a tenacity like the grasp
of the dying hand, that commended their interests
to his protection. With all this there was about
him a sort of timidity—(his few enemies
used to give it a worse name)—a something
which, in reverence to the dead, we will place, if
you please, a little on this side of the heroic.
Nature certainly had been pleased to endow John Tipp
with a sufficient measure of the principle of self-preservation.
There is a cowardice which we do not despise, because
it has nothing base or treacherous in its elements;
it betrays itself, not you: it is mere temperament;
the absence of the romantic and the enterprising;
it sees a lion in the way, and will not, with Fortinbras,
“greatly find quarrel in a straw,” when
some supposed honour is at stake. Tipp never mounted
the box of a stage-coach in his life; or leaned against
the rails of a balcony; or walked upon the ridge of
a parapet; or looked down a precipice; or let off
a gun; or went upon a water-party; or would willingly
let you go if he could have helped it: neither
was it recorded of him, that for lucre, or for intimidation,
he ever forsook friend or principle.
Whom next shall we summon from the dusty dead, in
whom common qualities become uncommon? Can I
forget thee, Henry Man, the wit, the polished man
of letters, the author, of the South-Sea House?
who never enteredst thy office in a morning, or quittedst
it in mid-day—(what didst thou in
an office?)—without some quirk that left
a sting! Thy gibes and thy jokes are now extinct,
or survive but in two forgotten volumes, which I had
the good fortune to rescue from a stall in Barbican,
not three days ago, and found thee terse, fresh, epigrammatic,
as alive. Thy wit is a little gone by in these
fastidious days—thy topics are staled by
the “new-born gauds” of the time:—but
great thou used to be in Public Ledgers, and in Chronicles,
upon Chatham, and Shelburne, and Rockingham, and Howe,
and Burgoyne, and Clinton, and the war which ended
in the tearing from Great Britain her rebellious colonies,—and
Keppel, and Wilkes, and Sawbridge, and Bull, and Dunning,
and Pratt, and Richmond,—and such small
politics.—