and on the alert—a few blows, ding dong,
as R——s the dramatist afterwards
expressed it to me, might have done the business—when
their most exquisite moral sense was suddenly called
in to assist in the mortifying negation of their own
pleasure. They could not applaud, for disappointment;
they would not condemn, for morality’s sake.
The interest stood stone still; and John’s manner
was not at all calculated to unpetrify it. It
was Christmas time, and the atmosphere furnished some
pretext for asthmatic affections. One began to
cough—his neighbour sympathised with him—till
a cough became epidemical. But when, from being
half-artificial in the pit, the cough got frightfully
naturalised among the fictitious persons of the drama;
and Antonio himself (albeit it was not set down in
the stage directions) seemed more intent upon relieving
his own lungs than the distresses of the author and
his friends,—then G. “first knew fear;”
and mildly turning to M., intimated that he had not
been aware that Mr. K. laboured under a cold; and
that the performance might possibly have been postponed
with advantage for some nights further—still
keeping the same serene countenance, while M. sweat
like a bull. It would be invidious to pursue
the fates of this ill-starred evening. In vain
did the plot thicken in the scenes that followed,
in vain the dialogue wax more passionate and stirring,
and the progress of the sentiment point more and more
clearly to the arduous developement which impended.
In vain the action was accelerated, while the acting
stood still. From the beginning, John had taken
his stand; had wound himself up to an even tenor of
stately declamation, from which no exigence of dialogue
or person could make him swerve for an instant.
To dream of his rising with the scene (the common
trick of tragedians) was preposterous; for from the
onset he had planted himself, as upon a terrace, on
an eminence vastly above the audience, and he kept
that sublime level to the end. He looked from
his throne of elevated sentiment upon the under-world
of spectators with a most sovran and becoming contempt.
There was excellent pathos delivered out to them:
an they would receive it, so; an they would not receive
it, so. There was no offence against decorum
in all this; nothing to condemn, to damn. Not
an irreverent symptom of a sound was to be heard.
The procession of verbiage stalked on through four
and five acts, no one venturing to predict what would
come of it, when towards the winding up of the latter,
Antonio, with an irrelevancy that seemed to stagger
Elvira herself—for she had been coolly
arguing the point of honour with him—suddenly
whips out a poniard, and stabs his sister to the heart.
The effect was, as if a murder had been committed in
cold blood. The whole house rose up in clamorous
indignation demanding justice. The feeling rose
far above hisses. I believe at that instant, if
they could have got him, they would have torn the
unfortunate author to pieces. Not that the act